The Private Life of a Modern Woman

WORST. MOVIE. I could tell by opening credits this would be unbearable. I only watched 12 minutes and regretted every second.

When I'm old and my grandchildren ask me, "Grandma, what was 2020 like?" I'm gonna tell them, "First there was COVID, and we thought things were really bad. Then came this movie called 'An Imperfect Murder' and I knew nothing could ever be worse".

Enough said. Except my review is too short, so uuuuugggghh

I have never written a review....ever...anywhere for anything. This movie made me do it. Here's a short list of things I'd rather do than to have watched this movie. 1. Unblocked punch in the face by Mike Tyson. 2. Cross country trip with Ray Charles, he drives. 3. Barbecue with Jeffery Dahmer. 4. Attend college courses with Cardi B as my professor. 5. Use lit fire crackers as ear plugs.

I said short list, but I could go on. If they haven't done it already, I hope everyone involved in this movie has slapped themselves in the face....hard.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

Peace and love.

That was insanely terrible. What was Alec Baldwin thinking? Why the hell did he agree to be in this movie? I bet he was so pissed off after watching the final cut. It literally felt like torture getting through the opening credits and first scene. The trailer totally fooled me. This looked like it was going to be a pretty good movie. Nope! It was the exact opposite. I turned it off about 45 minutes in. I'm surprised I got that far. All this movie consists of is several scenes of drawn out dialogue. Nothing happens in this movie, nothing. Who actually likes movies like this? Do yourself a favor and pass in this one. 1 star 👎👎