Swamp Freak

Another masterpiece from the Bret Hart of cinematography. David DeCoteau is the best there is, was, and ever will be, and classics such as Swamp Freak just cement his position at the top even more. The long lingering nature shots where breathtaking and chilling. The subtle humor he incorporates into his writing is brilliant. "I'M KEEPING THE STICK" and "AAAARGH MY KNEE" from the great Wallace were so eloquently spoken it was as if He actually was keeping that stick. The Swamp Freak was truly terrifying in the way it could manipulate time and space to lull its victims into thinking they could out run his lumbering walking pace only to appear behind them and absolutely savage them with a right hook that would make Mike Tyson himself cream his panties. Another must watch. Well done Dave.

At 75 minutes in length this 'movie' was exactly 73 minutes too long... They should've just rolled the closing credits at the start and left it at that. The credits were far more entertaining than the train-wreck of a movie that preceded them.

A dog with a GoPro strapped to its head could make a better movie than this...

1st of all I fell asleep during my 1st attempt to watch this film... It looked like a bunch of high school students stretched an idea over their childhood film "swampthing" - acting, story-line, direction, and mixing... everything is so basic... It just seems they shot an extra film during their trip as a bonus.

Comparable to the likes of Spielberg, the director of Swamp Freak utilizes grade A acting to forge a cinematic masterpiece. This is the singlehanded best movie I have ever seen. While some say it was bad to have the people on camera separately, I think it helps portray each ones acting ability. All in all this is the best movie I have ever seen!

A quote from this movie you will find yourself saying repeatedly if you manage to make it through this absolute stinker,honestly,I have seen better movies made by 4th grade students than this complete and utter borefest and certainly better acting from them than these alleged actors,it's like someone took a project that absolutely nobody was interested in doing but were forced into doing then whacked it on a disc and decided to see how much they could scam an unsuspecting public out of ,fortunately I didn't pay to see it as absolutely everything about it is horrendous,if I could give it a zero that is exactly what it would get.