- Adelina Fortnight: [Lionel is wearing a nun outfit] I do not even want to know how you got this.
- Mr. Link: There was a nun. We mugged her.
- Mr. Link: [Mr. Link and Sir Lionel sit opposite each other on a train] This, uh, feels a little confined. Is it hot in here? It feels hot in here. Oh, I can't breathe.
- Sir Lionel Frost: By all means, feel free to crack open a wind...
- Mr. Link: [Mr. Link punches a hole in the window] Oh, that's much better.
- [at Shangri-La]
- The Elder: We call it...
- [lets out a snarl]
- Sir Lionel Frost: What does that mean?
- The Elder: "Keep out, we hate you."
- Mr. Link: I, uh, wanted to say thank you. For what you said back there.
- Sir Lionel Frost: Don't mention it.
- Mr. Link: Okay.
- Stenk: [Stenk stands over Lionel, who is dangling from a ledge] It ain't about the paycheck anymore, now it's just a matter of shallow, self-centered pride.
- Sir Lionel Frost: Careful, Stenk. You know what they say pride comes before.
- Stenk: Wait a minute, I know this. Is it Tuesday?
- [Sir Lionel pulls Stenk off the ledge]
- Mr. Link: Did we have to take his clothes?
- Sir Lionel Frost: Of course. We can't have you wandering about naked.
- Mr. Link: I know but... even his underwear? I mean, I turned them inside out but it's still a little weird.
- Sir Lionel Frost: How do you speak English so well?
- The Elder: How do you speak English so well?
- Sir Lionel Frost: Well...
- The Elder: How do you know I'm not speaking Yeti?
- Sir Lionel Frost: He's had many names. Skookum. Ragaru. Tse'Nahaha. Loo Poo. And most commonly known in a muddled derivation of an old Halkomelen dialect as Sasquatch.
- Mr. Collick: That'll never catch on.