Psychotic!

I've never written a review before. But I have felt so compelled to announce how absolutely CRAP this movie is. There is not one decent actor in this, awful dialogue, plot is a mess. It's not even so bad it's good, it's actually criminal. I have seen some rubbish horror movies in my time but this one really takes the cake. Don't waste your time.

Where do I begin, this is a very very bad movie. The characters are poorly written and the actors are even worse. The story is slow, boring and goes nowhere. Every conversation is so awkward that you can't help but laugh every time they try to be dramatic or have any kind of dialogue. The kills are weak and there is literally nothing scary or tense that ever happens during the 87 minutes runtime. There is not one positive or redeeming thing I can say about this film. Don't make the same mistake I made, if you see it on Shudder avoid it at all cost.

If either of you pick up a camera or write a script ever again, I'm sending the cops to your house.

Its pretty fun and loose feeling... nice gory deaths... comical in a lot of places but not overly done to ruin it. I re watched it and started liking it more than just a casual blow off based on its tendency to be so uneasy at times... check it out, its on shudder too.

I watched this in Park Slope, but I feel like taking the train over to Bushwick to apologize.

This is truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I haven't written a review on here in years. It was that bad that I felt compelled.

I knew before the credits rolled that the stars were also the writers and directors. Nobody told them no.

Ick.