At the end of "Plank Face," my first reaction was a shrug and a "huh." That's because there was really nothing interesting, new, creative or particularly coherent to latch onto. There was lots of sex, but nothing titillating or sexy. Some gore, but nothing amazing or over the top. And the story itself used several horror tropes that have been used dozens of times already.
The version I watched was on ScreamBox, and it started off with an associate producer who also did costumes, makeup, acting, etc, talking about how much fun the cast and crew had making the film and how hard they worked and basically pleading PLEASE LIKE OUR MOVIE. This desperate cry for acceptance didn't sit well with me and set it up for failure in my eyes right off the bat. But I still tried to keep an open mind because there were enough positive reviews to make me curious. So here we go.
Enter young couple having sex on the hood of their car in the woods. In short order, they are axed to death by a guy in a wooden mask. Next scene, it's now daylight, and we see another young couple in the woods. The young man is attacked from behind by another guy who puts the sleeper hold on him until he finally conks out as a woman in a bunny mask watches from behind a tree. The boyfriend then awakes to see his girlfriend being raped by the guy. As the girl is fighting back, he slams her head on the ground and my assumption was she was unconscious, but maybe he killed her? Anyway, the boyfriend-instead of yelling stop or running toward his girlfriend currently being assaulted-he slowwwwly walks up behind the rapist with a really big rock and hits him over the head with it. This slightly stuns the rapist, and the boyfriend-again, instead of like, pulling the rapist off his girlfriend and seeing if she's okay-just kind of stands there staring at the rapist as he regains his concentration. The rapist then starts talking some kind of nonsense that I couldn't hear because the audio was too poor then the boyfriend takes the rapists' knife, plunges it up into where the sun don't shine and then slashes his throat. He then begins to walk off. SUDDENLY...
The boyfriend is waking up shirtless in a cabin bound and gagged. What?? Just like that. Complete change of everything without even the benefit of a fade-out. So far I'm not appreciating the skill of the editor. So bunny face girl is there with her mother along with the axe murderer in Scene 1. While those three start fooling around, boyfriend gets himself loose and escapes, but is caught by grandma, who speaks in a weird mountain language. I suspect she is Nell all grown.
Well let me Cliffs Notes this for you...boyfriend gets indoctrinated into their ways and replaces the axe murder who suddenly dies but we don't know how or why he just does.
I can't say I was crazy about this film. In trying to think of something positive, I give it a couple of points for the quality of the photography, although the audio was problematic. The special effects were fine, but not amazing.
Of the negatives, the acting was subpar, but in fairness, the actors had little to work with. The script-oh the script-what there was. There wasn't a lot of conversation or discussion. It was either Granny Nell's clucking, various screaming or the dialogue that was spoken was difficult to hear. And the editing absolutely high school level. The biggest issue I had were the gaping plot holes, lack of logic and no exposition at all. I had lots of questions. For instance: does anyone ever miss all these people who are dying in the woods? Cause they really seem to be killing a lot of people.
But, I did manage to make it all the way through. I got pretty bored early on and just really never cared about the protagonist. The best I can do is a 4.
