Carnivore: Werewolf of London

I'm surprised that this isn't X-rated. This only gets 3 stars because of the music playing during... THAT scene. It made me laugh way too hard at that part.

Unfortunately, the renderings took away from my enjoyment of the rest of the movie. This feels more like an experiment in film making than a horror movie. This movie needed more practical effects and more monster, and less time spent with the unrelatable characters.

The scene transitions (both timing and method) also felt as if they contributed toward a narrative that works better on paper than on the screen. This might even work a bit better on a stage (ignore the sexual parts...) than on the screen. The screenwriter should be sure to properly adapt to the medium being used to portray the story. This is probably the producers' fault as well when they were assembling the final narrative after shooting.

In short: relate the soundtrack to the action, make the characters relatable, use proper practical effects (see listings in the trivia/goofs/continuity/anachronisms), and write for the screen.

That was the worst werewolf film i've ever seen.

Idk why this filme exists.

I'm getting really tired of being let down by werewolf movies... but I'll keep watching them and hoping for a good one. This certainly is not that. Fans of the genre, please don't waste your time...the werewolf is literally an unaltered Party City costume. The mask is like $30 I think. I didn't even buy the mask for my own costume because it was so bad. It truly baffles me that someone thought it would be good enough for a movie. It's an insult to the audience and to some of the people who worked on that film. I work in the industry, so I can see there was actual effort put into some areas of the production. People who make movies in the genre please take note: You CANNOT make a good werewolf movie IF you DON'T HAVE a GOOD WEREWOLF. If you don't, then please don't even continue.

What happens when you have a budget of about 100 dollars? You get the worst werewolf movie I have ever seen.

The werewolf costume looked like someone just threw on an oversized bear rug. The writing was so atrocious one has to ask why anyone even took the time to write something so bad and then think it was good enough to make into a movie.

The acting was god awful. I wonder if either lead was embarrassed seeing themselves in this mess. I wouldn't even want this on my resume'. I would outright deny it was me in the movie claiming it must be a lookalike. Neither character had any redeeming qualities and you just want them both to die not for being stupid but to end the horrific acting.

Anyone with aspirations of making it as a writer, director, or an actor need only watch this because by midway you'll know you can do much better.

Explicit sex scenes with nice music. Werewolf was roaming around the house. No phone signal. Just horrible acting. No story here. Move along.