Killer Camera Monsters

Granted, I hadn't even heard about this 2020 movie titled "Killer Camera Monsters", but I was given the chance to watch it, and I did take the chance. I believed the movie to be a horror movie, given the title of the movie and the movie's poster/cover.

Turns out that this was definitely within the horror genre, but I wouldn't exactly claim to call it an effective horror movie. Not even by a long shot. This movie was effectively as pointless as it was mundane and boring.

I mean, the whole concept of a camera being capable of turning people into monsters if their photo is shot in artificial lighting. Wait... What? Seriously? Yeah. That was essentially it. And it wasn't even interesting monsters, it was just the people layered with questionable halloween make-up - not even latex maskes or prosthetics - just ordinary make-up, and making grotesque sounds that no human throat can produce. Yeah, that qualified as monsters according to writer and director Ryan McBay.

I wasn't the least bit entertained or impressed by what I saw here, but I have to be honest and say that I suffered through the movie to the bitter end. Hoping that something worthwhile would happen. It never did. Unless you count the end credits as being worthwhile.

My rating of "Killer Camera Monsters" is a mere two out of ten stars. Some of us suffered through this ordeal so you don't have to. There really is no need to go out wasting your time, money or effort on "Killer Camera Monsters", unless you maybe know someone whom was in the movie.

... almost, but it took itself too seriously. Downfall. Had they melted it down into a smelly little swirl of pure absurdity, sprinkled with smatterings of downright goofiness, then it might have stood a better chance. The acting was bad enough that it could have worked. While the premise offered a broad field to plow, it could have been made delightfully campy, wonderfully stupid and pleasantly preposterous - no doubt it would have been more fun to experience, and had much broader appeal. As it stands - a tad boring.

Slowest movie ever made. Everyone has a pseudo-Russian accent which makes me wonder where the financing came from.

This plot is simple and needs no explanation -- just read the film's title.

The problem with this movie -- besides the horrible script, poor direction and lack of suitable acting skills is that it is slower than molasses. If the camera doesnt kill you, the pace will.

Ryan McBay has skills, that need work to produce a polished movie. I enjoyed this movie and found myself giggling in some parts due to the comedic efforts. Although this movie definitely comes across as an amateurish production, it is certainly better than some of the other offerings out there. I hope that McBay expands on his writing and directing skills, I am sure there is a talent there. The story itself was done well, general production was overall good. Were there issues, yes, but let them slide and you might just enjoy this.

Poor Adam has a photography problem. He fails to heed a warning about his camera is not supposed to be used under any artificial light. He soon figures out that he has the ability to create killer man eating monsters just by taking pictures of them.

This unfolds into a terribly badly acted , horribly written, umm.....movie?? Is that what this is? Anyway, whatever resulted, it's terrible.

And Nope, I couldn't stand it. Turned it off with 24 minutes left. Horrible.