Self - Host: [to the audience] if you haven't seen the show we did a bit with Colin Farrell called "True Confessions" last night
Vince Vaughn: And Colin Farrell by the way is one of the greatest, nicest, and best ever right?
Self - Host: Totally
Vince Vaughn: One of my favorites
Self - Host: It was an interesting game
Vince Vaughn: But then the game took an interesting turn for the weird and for the uncomfortable
Self - Host: It did right?
Vince Vaughn: [Explaining to the audience the rules of the game] well, the game "True Confessions" was each person to say one thing from your past that's true and one thing that's not. Everyone has to guess what it is
Self - Host: Yeah
Vince Vaughn: And I assumed it would be funny "haha" right?
Self - Host: Yeah
Vince Vaughn: Yours was the head in the fence
Self - Host: [Elaborating to the audience the details] My head got stuck in a fence and my grandma put mayonnaise all over it to squeeze me out: true story
Vince Vaughn: By the way I thought that might be true but he had situations that made me not want to disagree with him. Mine was I was in a children's musical theater of The King And I.
Self - Host: Yeah
Vince Vaughn: These are kind of fun that are expected for the game
Self - Host: Yeah
Vince Vaughn: [Implying he doesn't want to tell Colin's true story] Colin's was... go ahead
Self - Host: He was a suspect in a murder case
Vince Vaughn: Do you understand what happened on your show last night? You put your head through a fence with mayonnaise, I played in the King and I. Haha, Colin was a suspect in a murder case that was never solved
Self - Host: Dude, I was shaking
Vince Vaughn: [to the audience] Colin is a suspect in a murder case that was never solved and the police said they had a photo and he said "Yeah that's me."
Self - Host: He almost admitted to doing it. I was shaking because at one point I go "Really?" This is like The Jinx."
Vince Vaughn: May I ask you a question? Who practices the impression of a gentlemen that's gotten away for murder for so many years? Right? There were some funny Elmo bits last night and he didn't do them
Self - Host: No, he is the perfect Robert Durst: a perfect impression
Vince Vaughn: A friend wrote down in his journal that night, I'm not going to repeat it, that they "hopped out" on "some stuff"
Self - Host: I'll say it: he said we across town and we were doing Ecstasy
Vince Vaughn: That's right
Self - Host: That's his alibi why he didn't murder
Vince Vaughn: [to the audience] right so the cops say "why can't we tie this? My friend wrote in his journal that we were doing ecstasy across town"
Self - Host: [Impersonating the police] oh ok take care
Vince Vaughn: Because that couldn't lead to you blacking out doing things you can't remember, I mean it, his the nicest, the greatest, and I love him: uncomfortable game owner though
Self - Host: Yeah, really uncomfortable game owner
Vince Vaughn: Both things are true
Self - Host: And then you went out to dinner?
Vince Vaughn: Because what happened I get an invite pre-show from Colin who I love and adore to go eat. We're going out to dinner is what we're going to do except there's a murder that hasn't been solved right?
Vince Vaughn: [after seeing Jimmy laughing] hold on, let me tell you what happened to me: we're not going around the corner there's a lot of great restaurants in the city. It's New York City. Greatest city in the world. We're going to take a forty minute drive to Brooklyn is what we're going to do
