El Tiburón de tres cabezas

A giant mutated three headed shark is roaming the ocean and eating people. Porn star Jazy Berlin is the first vicitm and the shark got angry after chewing on her silicone breasts.

However despite the size of the shark and its three heads, people just keep going into the water especially now the shark is after a cruise ship to devour.

Asylum have managed to produce a decent CGI shark. The story is drab.

Graphics are pretty bad!!! If it wasn't for Karrueche I wouldn't have finished the movie. I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! I am a little embarrassed for her honestly. I love her as a person but she just cannot act. Seriously. This is not a movie I would recommend to ANYONE. Not only is Karrueches acting very fake so are the other unprofessional actors. This is one of those movies you kinda just wonder how they were funded for this. & if they even made money off of this. Karrueche definitely Needs some more acting skills. You need to go to sleep? This is just the prefect sale. I believe It could have been down a lot more my prices.

I am a fan of B-movies and appreciate the humor in them. They are aware of the audiences expectations and delivers.

But this movie really tries to be a real movie. My expectations were very low and only wanted a bit of brainless entertainment. But the brain could not relax with all these unnecessary flaws. Going full speed and barely make any waves. Badly broken things are suddenly whole again. Using the same cut scene over and over and ... again. At least some laws of physics?

I seldom regret watching a movie but this one can with good continence be skipped. It only makes you feel bad that you gave it a chance.

All though Danny Trejo saves it a little it's way below par for B-movies.

Let it slip by you unwatched.

After watching the original film of this series (2-Headed Shark Attack), decided in viewing this sequel. Understood that it is an Asylum production film where it is low budget and filled with low quality cgi, bad acting with a simple plot.

Although the original wasn't great, it didn't take itself too serious to what was occurring. This film seems a little more serious in a way (the characters play it more straight- it isn't as funny). Yet we see the shark doing more maneuvers such as jumping onto boats and going on shore.

Both films aren't great and both have weak acting (Rob Van Dam looked confused and seemed to whisper his lines).

However enjoyed the original slightly more. More memorable characters, more skin shown and slightly funnier.

Though this film had an extended Danny Trejo character- seemingly playing his character from Machete (his highlight includes attacking the 3 headed shark with the machete).

Now I have not watched the first one yet (which has a two headed shark), but I can imagine how ... crazy it must be. This can be taken as an example of how not to do certain things ... in editing for example. The reaction shots to things happening are awful ... you could argue that the actors are not up for it, but maybe it is not their fault.

Anyway, Trejo gives it his all, when he can be seen, there was no nudity (which is surprising considering this would be a selling point, not that it would make the movie "better", but there was also an Axe scene that Sharknado probably is jealous of ... not that they were able to milk much out of it (again reaction shots ;) ) ... anyway, I've seen worse movies .. I'm guessing the sequels might get in that list if I ever see them.