Aliens vs. Titanic

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.

If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Blade Runner 2049. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers of this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity. It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. It's just a hour and twenty minute long joke.

I don't believe that, this movie was Filmed in 2017 !!!!!!!!!!

Of course I knew this was going to be a bad movie. I mean, just look at the movie's cover / poster. But still, I decided to sit down and watch it, on the odd chance that the movie might actually be worthwhile watching.

Needless to say that the 2017 movie "Predator World" (aka "Aliens vs. Titanic") was abysmal. It was so bad, in fact, that I only managed to endure about 50 minutes of the prolonged suffering. Then I just couldn't take it anymore and gave up, throwing the towel in the ring.

The CGI in this movie were atrociously bad. It is hard to comprehend how a movie made in 2017 can have CGI graphics that looks like something from a computer game from the early 1990s. It was just such an eyesore to look at.

This movie also had some questionable acting performances, but then again, with a script and storyline as lacking and laughable as they had to work with, whom can blame them.

Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of this movie.

I am rating it a mere two - and a very generous two, mind you - out of ten stars.

For a low budget film, it is quite ok. Of course, you cannot compare this film with The Thing but the story is similar. You get what you can expect, basic special effects, silly dialogues compensated by a lot of naked breasts and some pretty erotic scenes. All in all enjoyable and sometimes funny. Compared to The Thing, a score of 5/10 is too much, but I still give this film a 5.