A must see for those who thought battlefield earth was bad...
So I thought, hey nice artwork, must be a bomb. I was right and I give Cage all the chances in the world because he's amazing. This is a sparkling turd from the acting partially but at times it is indie awesome and worth watching ergo 5/10. The camera work and lighting is as junior amateur as you can get, and the dialog is painfully cold read at times. The idea is not new but not bad in itself. The placement and use of sex everywhere is ok, but I don't need to see Cage and Run Lola Run bang that much with tv news anchor lighting. Silhouettes, in and out of focus, not just bangbros like footage.
The nuttiness that is cage shines in points here, but even he thinks "wtf is this line it is so bad and dry or my scene partner isn't there yet..." so I have to advise you to watch this and maybe jump a little through it if you can and enjoy the sparking turd for what it is. A new level of "oh no this was bad but I can't press STOP".
The nuttiness that is cage shines in points here, but even he thinks "wtf is this line it is so bad and dry or my scene partner isn't there yet..." so I have to advise you to watch this and maybe jump a little through it if you can and enjoy the sparking turd for what it is. A new level of "oh no this was bad but I can't press STOP".
- kristoffe-brodeur
- 16 oct 2018