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Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them.

The only thing that would make this food better is if Nickelback broke up every time you ate it.

Dance like no one's watching. Chew like everyone is.

Mushrooms are the ribeye of the forest.

Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home.