- Tomoko Kuroki: I just had a totally normal conversation with someone! I'm gonna go stop for ice cream!
- Tomoko Kuroki: Now that it's come to this I have no choice but to ask a stranger if I can use their bathroom... but just asking some random guy to use their bathroom is kind of... It's a high school girl asking to take a shit in their own house! Hell, I should be able to get some money out of this!
- Tomoko Kuroki: If you're not a worthless god, I'd like to see you try and make me happy... if you can't manage that, at least make everyone as unhappy as me. If you can't, it's fine I guess... but I'll despise you forever.