Legend of Lizard Man

How might I put this?

"Legend of the Lizard Man" is SO bad that it makes the Polonia Brothers seem Steven Spielberg. From the acting to the out-of-date sets, clothing, and props,to the special effects, this movie sucks like a nymphomaniacal hooker at a Viagra convention. Not only do we get the usual "victims as seen through the creature's eyes", we also get a view of the victims from the creature's uvula.

This rancid bowel movement of a film makes "Bride of the Werewolf" look like "To Kill a Mockingbird" by comparison. Even if you're bored out of your skull, beating yourself about the head with a ballpeen hammer would be more enjoyable than sitting through this movie.

This is definitely an award-winning movie 🏆 🎬 ....

Because anyone that can bear watching the whole movie in its entirety deserves an award!!! 👏🏼 🎖

Even after smoking an entire joint, I could not even laugh at this. I lasted twenty-three minutes and that was generous I feel like. I could probably clean the house and be more entertained while watching the floors dry after mopping. I could probably stain my entire deck and be entertained by watching the paint dry up on a 50 degree weather day. I could probably watch another Biden and Trump debate and be more entertained. I could probably read another review of this movie and be entertained more by that review. If you made it this far, I applaud you and dare you to watch just 15 minutes of this movie👏🏼