Killer Biker Chicks

I bought this movie second hand, and I fear I'll never see my $2.75 ever again...

The only way this movie got a 7.2 rating is that the production crew have been padding their reviews and votes on here. This film, Killer Biker Chicks, is without a doubt the single worst piece of cinema I've been subjected to since.. well, ever. Cheap production values, poor cinematography, amateur editing and an incoherent plot are the orders of the day with this movie. The actresses do their best with dialog a retarded pig could have written better, but when all else fails they know what to do: whip out the boobs. Don't get me wrong, I love boobs as much as the next guy, but it seems that the director shoved more boobs per film frame than any other director outside of a porno has ever done.

The only thing more laughable than the lack of a story are the blatant gay undertones. The director seems to enjoy watching his co-star (who plays the deputy) in various states of undress and in multiple acts of coitus. Could this be why the female nudity was so blatant? Hmmm...

What were the good points to this movie? Rusty Meyers was the sole comic relief and he was the high point of a film that really should have tried to actually put the Killer Biker Chicks on ACTUAL bikes. Great music from the guy biker gang and the girls are gorgeous. Ted V Mikels had a brief cameo, and it was awesome to see him again, but he looked like he owed someone a favor... the cover art on the DVD was pretty cool, and the midget guy from Jack Ass had a cameo too. BUT, there is no way this film is anything but a huge heaping glass of cinematic gray water.

...just because you can make a movie, doesn't mean you should.

Flush this turd immediately and call your doctor if any symptoms persist.

Stars : Brenna Roth, Sara French,Trent Haaga, Elske McCain and Ted V Mikels.

In a Regan Redding flick.

So,It's like a 'Whose who of Shot -On Video ' and very much delivers in gore,bikes and mean girls.

If,You could imagine most manly biker movies and what they got away with in the 1950s,1960s and even in 1980s…It's a lot of catching up by the female hog riders.

The biker girls as a whole aren't likable, Excepting of course there looks and figures are most impressive by all.

The victims, Using that term loosely, Are so deserving of the tortures inflicted by the 'Biker Chicks'.

Great title,great cover art with the real actresses posing for it and as mentioned the film succeeds on it's promises and more.

Delightfully trashy... All that you would expect from a grindhouse film and more. The Nevada desert is teeming with the likes of buxomed-bikers, drug dealers, jail breakers, crooked cops, rival biker gangs and stranded motorists all climaxing in a dive bar at the end of the world. The acting is what you would expect from the exploitation genre (ridiculous in places an inspired in others), while the music is a top notch mix of rockabilly, country and rock n' roll. Like a train wreck, the movie can veer from absurd to brilliant, but you never take your eyes off it. An ultimately fun roller coaster ride of depravity. The title says it all...

It sounded like so much fun. It could've been so much fun. But unfortunately it isn't that much fun. Yes I know this doesn't read fluently and to be honest that's how it felt almost throughout the whole movie. It's a shame, especially because it does start off with a witty self awareness that it never matches.

It seems to go places and then it pulls out again (no pun intended). And yes there is a lot of nudity (if that matters to you) and still women empowerment (so to speak), but the editing, the acting and the (let's call it loose) script never get you involved in any of it. So yes this isn't worst movie I've seen in the last couple of days, but it surely is disappointing ...