I'm on the fence. the movie in itself is terrible. one of them movies you don't want to find, yet someone gives you, because they are bored, you got nothing to watch.so you put it on, and wonder why everything about the movie is so bad. it's familiar, it's cliche, it's too long, and all of the heart is just a big fart. I really wished it could of been better then it actually was. some of the fun was just shoved out the window. Low budget, overacting acting with friendly porno undertones. It's almost like we are watching a family film, run by people who think they are great at a craft they just threw something in to get paid. I'm into indie cinema, some of it is actually really good. This just reminded me of dated fun. Sometimes wondered if anything was dubbed, as the voices just didn't add up, to the type of movie they were in. you know i'm going to say my lines in really monotone ways, just to get it over with? you know friendship movies. It's hard to make a movie, yet when you make one that belongs in a bin some 7-eleven found in a long run down country road, and wonder if it's worth the twoonie it's asking for.I'm really into anthology movies,as some of them are really really good. this too long. Plus half the time it is not believable. okay let me tell you a story. there was a movie called millenial massacre, where these friends go on a camping trip to a vacation spot before a festival. only thing is. nobody really seems organic or real. Just a bunch of characters that are apart of the cancel culture majority. so basically the story is. the black man of the group goes into constant panic attack, and doesn't really contribute to anything, then to freak out and run away, and get away while stealing the park rangers truck,as he's fearing for his life, and never considered going back for his friends, and god this movie went on fore too long. the acting made me want to burn my eyes out and go watch something else, but i kept thinking this could get better right? nope then the 2 dollar gore came out. you know super glue on, and was made of plastic, and isn't looking fantastic?
I give this movie 0 banana cream pies for actually not even trying to do anything remotely different or fun, or at all fun. i'm thinking this was a one time pay off, and was done for hardly any care in the world. if you'd of cut off some of the main backstory of to why these stories exist and put in a greater budget and more care to actually get a performance out of your actors, and not make it look like an acting by numbers movie maybe i'd give it a better go. I think my brain just went another way. the opening scene on bench was the funniest part of the movie.listen i don't mind a good bad movie. Zombeavers,highway to hell, and some others if it pulls it off in a great manner. This just pulls it off so bad that you end up shouting at the movie screen wondering why you went too watch it in the first place. something you just go talking to. like imagine having a fight with your girl, and you wonder why you fighting, so the cops get called and you walk away, and someone goes where you going, and you reply i'm going home. You know you got another bin movie you don't want to see, but want to watch as you got nothing else to watch. I've got so many expletives to say, but It won't let me.actually care about the product. it's hard to make a full length. just don't blow it off as a 1 off.
