The 3rd Guest

First of all, the 8-10 star reviews are hilarious. Apparently every member of the cast and crew and their family members were required to write a fake review. How's this sound for a horror movie: husband and wife paranormal investigators who are traumatized by the loss of a child take a case in a strange little town and odd things happen. Been done, right? Not like this, it hasn't. You see, our "investigators" do not spend a second investigating - unless you call pretending to write and taking pictures an investigation. There apparently was cult activity at the site they're "investigating" but it's too much trouble to give us any real background on that. There may be a possession, we're not sure - that would have taken some effort to explore. Oh, and there may or may not be some parallel realities. Who knows? This is just a mess. An incoherent, dirt cheap, mess. If anyone involved in the making of this incompetent pile of no budget crap never works in film again it will be a blessing.

One of my new biggest regrets in life is not reading any reviews before spending £5 of my well earned money on this film. To add insult to injury, I didn't even just rent it, I bought it, which means I'm now stuck with it for eternity.

I have encountered a lot of injustices in this world, but the mere fact that this "film" was financed, filmed and then distributed may be the biggest one of all.

I've definitely seen more exciting Keynote presentations than this movie.

I can't tell you how this film ends as I lost all faith in life when one of the camera angles was a POV shot from a child's coffin.

For us, that really was the nail in the coffin.

Yeah... it's got it all alright.... it's got mixed relations. It's got alphabet flags. It's got "hillbilly" backwoods. It's got racial accusations. The only thing it DOESN'T have is a plot. Or quality acting. Or a script. Or entertainment... But it's got all the boxes covered.

The acting in this, if you want to call it that, was abysmal, over the top and amateurish. The audio was all over the place - overly high in some places while way to much bass in others, completely obscuring most of the dialog. But, that may have been a blessing, though, because what dialog was understandable was ridiculous. Nothing in this waste of digital film made any sense at all. And no... the ending does not tie it all together.

If you read the other reviews, you'll see a theme. Most of them give top stars and then proceed to give similar comments that would indicate that the rating should have been a 1 or 2 at the most. The majority of the high scores here are paid.

Please avoid this at all costs. If not... you were warned.

In a cinematic landscape dominated by big-budget productions and A-list stars, 'The 3rd Guest' emerges as a refreshing anomaly. This indie horror film, crafted with passion and ingenuity, proves that creativity knows no bounds, even when resources are limited. Directed by a team of rising talents and featuring a cast of unknown actors, this low-budget gem offers a thrilling experience that defies its modest origins.

One of the most commendable aspects of 'The 3rd Guest' is its ability to create an atmosphere of genuine unease and suspense. Despite the constraints of a shoestring budget, the filmmakers demonstrate remarkable skill in building tension and delivering spine-tingling scares. From eerie sound design to clever camera work, every element is utilized to maximize the film's impact, proving that innovation can often surpass extravagance.

Moreover, the performances of the cast, comprised of fresh faces yet to be discovered by mainstream audiences, are surprisingly compelling. Each actor brings a raw authenticity to their role, immersing viewers in the chilling narrative and ensuring that every scream feels genuine. It's a testament to the talent and dedication of the entire ensemble, proving that big names aren't always necessary to deliver a memorable performance.

While some may be quick to dismiss 'The 3rd Guest' due to its low-budget origins, this film serves as a reminder of the importance of supporting independent cinema. Free to watch on platforms like Freevee, it offers a gateway to a world of untapped creativity and untold stories. Rather than focusing solely on production values or star power, viewers should embrace the opportunity to discover hidden gems and celebrate the artistry of emerging filmmakers.

In conclusion, 'The 3rd Guest' may not have the glossy sheen of a Hollywood blockbuster, but what it lacks in budget it more than makes up for in heart and imagination. It's a testament to the power of storytelling and a reminder that great cinema can be found in the most unexpected places. So, next time you're browsing for something to watch, don't overlook this indie horror gem - you might just be pleasantly surprised by the spine-chilling journey it offers.

I do not usually write reviews but I had to make an account just to advise other people to not watch this movie.

From the beginning the quality of audio and the camera angles were just off. The script leaves massive gaps in the story as well.

Every time you expect the movie to end there happens to be another turn but the execution overall is too cheesy to bare. Whoever greenlighted this movie to stream on Amazon needs to refine what type of content they release. You would assume that this would have got scraped in production but they decided to just keep going.

Please spare yourself the confusion from watching this movie and watch something else.