Alpha Test

Forgive Asimov 3 rules of robots.

This movie is about home robots that never had read Asimov 3 rules: a robot can not do harm to a human...

All else is very basic and childish like a stupid robot learning by mistakes, a young employer doing basic programing, a disfunctional family... All this at some future where robots still have a cery annoying artificial fake 8 bits voice.

If you want to spend your valuable time, it will be lost forever, be warned, you can watch this college made movie.

Be careful, while you are using your mobile or your smart tv, they are capturing and getting your data. They will learn from you. They will become SkyNet and come against humakind!

Terrible movie in every respect that I've watched so you don't have to. You're welcome :)

When I watched this, it had a score of 3.2 stars. Honestly, it's worth more than that.

The acting is not exactly great, although it does seem to get better as it goes through the film. The production values are pretty good (sound, score, camera work etc.. are all good) and any limitations do not get in the way of the story, but does show what can be achieved with a limited budget. The story is a bit predictable, but does have a couple of nice subtle twists.

Overall impression is that I do not regret watching it, but I doubt I would watch it again on my own volition.

'Daryl Hannah' stars in a sci-fi movie made by legendary director Tommy Wissau and remastered so it looks and sounds like it was made in 1977!

When you add the running gag about how to open beer bottles, you have a movie masterpiece worthy of Smithsonian protection.

Or... this is just awful and I was high when I watched it!

Wow. Just awful wow. Not believable in a single aspect. They have tech to make these androids but they make it look as horrifyingly uncanny valley as possible and give it the voice of a computer from 1985.

And the people act like they've never seen an android, as if they just popped out of nowhere.

Then there's the dialogue and characters.... yeesh.