Busty Cops 2

The original 'Busty Cops' wasn't a memorable T&A flick, but cute ladies getting naked will always draw an audience. So putting aside whenever story and characters are a necessity - the nudity has to be hot. This sequel in a lot of ways is the same routine as the original, but the addition of muff / butt shots at least elevate the visuals.

With no real action or comedy, we're left with the ladies going thru the motions to collect a paycheck for the most part. Of the original trio, Nikki Nova & Katie James remain. Jesse Jane is gone and in her place comes Hannah Harper and Glori-Anne Gilbert joins the team. The story is some silliness about a train robbery and a whale abduction that one must not spend any mental energy thinking about. The filmmakers certainly didn't.

Director Jim Wynorski pumps out another soulless piece of product that is cheap and strictly formula where the boobs, fake sex only go so far. 'Busty Cops 2' has a nice cast of ladies and is slightly better than the original, but that's not saying much. In fact it's the best of the entire rather dismal series for the reasons I pointed out above.

There's nothing wrong with softcore but this one is pretty clinical - lots of nudity but it's all fake (of course, it's always fake - it's a movie but you know what I mean). There's no sexuality or erotica, it's all random nudity and poor acting of "lust" and sex with each other.

Part of it is of course, your personal preference. These women clearly have some body issues with their piercings, tattoos and silicon - not to mention that overly plastique & leathery look so if that's your thing - great, you get to see all that here.

I don't think anyone's expectations are very high when looking at a movie title such as this but for many people, it would be pretty much like looking at cyborg fembots ... they almost seem real but it's really more creepy.

It is amazing what you can see if you wake at 2 am and turn on the telly. I didn't know they showed films like this. I immediately thought of Roger Corman, who reused locations for movies or used other films locations for his own movies.

The makes of this film could just move the camera angles and add some time and they would have an XXX film.

There was no story, just minimum dialog that led to stripping and sex. I bet there wasn't 100 words in the whole film, but there sure was a lot of very large busts and hot lesbian action. There was male/female action too, but it was only about 25% of the movie.

Another interesting thing came to mind in watching this film that may interest those who are buying hi def DVDs. Sony refused to license Betamax to adult film makers and adult films came out on VHS. You can guess what happened to beta max as the adult film industry makes millions of videos. Sony has again refused to license Blu-ray to the adult film industry and they have just signed a deal with Toshiba. You can guess which high def system will disappear.

As far as soft core porn cable movies go, this movie isn't bad. There is absolutely no story line, not an attempt at one, but if you are looking to see a lot of beautiful women with very large breasts, then you are looking in the right place. The first half of this movie concentratesprimarily on the "busty cops" and they are nothing short of stunning. In the second half of the movie, the "sex" scenes focus mainly on other women, and they are not as good. If fact, a Spanish-looking woman appears in two scenes, and she is a complete dog. How she ever made it into this movie, I will never know. Another gripe I have in this movie is the amount of tongue kissing between the women. There is a fair amount of kissing, but you rarely see any sloppy tongue kissing between the busty cops, and that is a letdown. Overall though, if you large seeing large breasted women cavorting around naked for an hour and a half, this movie should satisfy you.

Overall, Busty Cops Deuce simply does not compare to its prequel, Busty Cops Uno, "The Beast." I enjoyed the cinematography, however, my eye couldn't leave the seven-foot tall beauty, "El-Gigante." Her stunning stride and quaking howls lends to the pure genius of the film. At one point, the viewer can catch a glimpse of the massive fireball hurled from her innerjaw lining, aimed straight at the mysterious talking llama as he revealed some worthy information to the busty cops. For a free pair of shoes, the women agreed to dance and strip for the curly-haired fellow at his new club...GENIUS. Who else would have thought to offer the Busty Cops new heels...in return, gaining a real sense of their work...heh? Even while flippinng back and forth from the NFC championship game, Busty Cops, at no point, failed to impress. Beautiful screenplay that should definitely win over moviegoers at the tell twelve civic on 14 mile and haggerty.