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- stmichaeldet
- 4 mar 2006
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I saw the movie in the video store, knowing i had to see it, i'm a huge car guy. And the 1970 chevelle SS pictured on the front is my favorate car ever. I collect 70 chevelle memorabilia. I knew the movie would be horrible and it was, down to the film making the cars swap sides of the road as the camera changed locations. or typical car movie sudden burst of speed when you should have the pedal mashed to begin with. The homosexual overtones, the horrible acting and plot (plot, what plot?) ALL COULD HAVE BENN FORGIVEN. IF. . .
They got the freaking car right!!!!! it is a 71-72 chevelle rearend and a 70 chevelle front. horrible, just horrible.
this movie has no redeeming value
They got the freaking car right!!!!! it is a 71-72 chevelle rearend and a 70 chevelle front. horrible, just horrible.
this movie has no redeeming value
- jh1keener
- 9 mar 2004
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I rented this movie and boy was I wrong to...this movie was definitely not worth the money. It looked like and sounded like it might be a good movie, but sure as heck wasn't. It started off somewhat decent..but then, I noticed that throughout the whole entire movie there was only a few scenes where the males actually had clothes on. This wasn't a X rated movie, but I was awfully disappointed also by the acting and the script. I was too busy laughing throughout the entire movie. The best thing about the entire movie was the 1970 Chevelle SS that was black and had white racing stripes. The other part that was really disappointing was the race at the beginning of the movie. It was so boring and staged...
- redrose8181
- 10 ene 2004
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A college kid returns to his FastCar hometown to find that his chums have turned to the supernatural to make their wheels go faster. This movie could be seen as a parody of testosterone-fueled jokes like "The Fast and the Furious," but it is played so damn straight-forward that it is impossible to take that way. DeCoteau's genre gender play is amusing and appreciated--for the first 20 minutes, all the male characters are topless, just chillin' at the garage with their buddies, and the two female characters are fully clothed. However, his fascination with buffed 'n waxed torsos is more than a little boring. I don't understand why he just doesn't go all out and make his films gay with lots of nudity instead of making these straight-forward movies where straight male characters in their scanties rub blood all over each other. Make a real homo-horror, dammit! Nobody wants to watch this crap.
- ThrownMuse
- 15 nov 2005
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- waynerd1
- 10 feb 2006
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What a hunk of unmitigated recycled poop.
I have seen other DeCoteau movies...and...yes, they are bad. But not THIS bad.
This is horrible.
Main character finds his dads Satanic supplies for worshiping the car demons...and says...are ya ready?? "I'll be damned."
Plenty more cheesy lines that smell worse than Limburger cheese.
Bad...ooh..bad...bad oh.bad...stink...bad..
I need 10 lines of text to submit to tell you this is bad.
Bad. Bad. Bad. Worse than bad.
I have seen other DeCoteau movies...and...yes, they are bad. But not THIS bad.
This is horrible.
Main character finds his dads Satanic supplies for worshiping the car demons...and says...are ya ready?? "I'll be damned."
Plenty more cheesy lines that smell worse than Limburger cheese.
Bad...ooh..bad...bad oh.bad...stink...bad..
I need 10 lines of text to submit to tell you this is bad.
Bad. Bad. Bad. Worse than bad.
- RockatanskyZ
- 6 ene 2007
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When I saw the words "muscle-car" in the TV guide write-up I thought "all right, not a bad way to spend a wintery afternoon." Cripes, was I wrong ! Who wrote this piece of crap, preteens jacked up on CoCo Puffs?? This piece of crap has a bad story line (son finds dead-dads amulet which drips blood and apparently is capable of making you drive faster - no evidence of that as there were no racing/speeding scenes to speak of), horrible acting, silly dialog with equally bad presentation. The worst dialog comes from none other than AUTO or is Otto. Who cares.... Apparently the word "muscle" in the title refers to Auto's overtly-gay gang members, who every 15 minutes or so, sensually rub blood onto someones bare muscular chest while dancing around a pentagram drawn onto the floor of their ....'hideout'.... The more I watched this piece of crap, the more it became clear that I was watching some sort of homo-erotic film. All in all, the best part of this movie were the sweet sounds emanating from the Chevelle's mufflers when the engine was revved. Otherwise, a terrible waste of time and probably rates as the worst movie I have ever seen.
If you have 85 minutes or so to spare, visit a lonely senior citizen and chat it up with them, they'll enjoy the company and you'll have done something worthwhile.
If you have 85 minutes or so to spare, visit a lonely senior citizen and chat it up with them, they'll enjoy the company and you'll have done something worthwhile.
- theRealEnAr
- 7 ene 2007
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Part fast and furious part satanic teen homo-erotic thriller with a mind blowing twist ending. Nobody wears a shirt in the first hour of this movie except for the 2 female actors, which left me wondering when DeCoteau would just give up and turn this one into a porno. Glacial acting skills as one would expect from the director of such fine films as Creepozoids, Voodoo Academy and American Rampage.
- Bigtip
- 12 ene 2004
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Going in I knew how bad Decoteau was. I accidentally saw The Brotherhood and The Killer Eye. If you like bad movies, and are prepared for Decoteau's style, you will find the movies entertaining in that they are so laughable. One thing about Speed Demon, in the director's commentary he says he wanted to make a possessed car movie, which is totally not what this movie is about. Found that funny. Also, read an interview with him and he keeps producing these straight to video movies because he has made a lot of money off of distribution via blockbuster. He has a somewhat cult following. There's rarely any blood and no cursing as he said he wanted to avoid R ratings. He is openly gay and thought it would be interesting to put a homo-erotic spin on horror movies since it is usually women who are objectified. Signature Decoteau elements: usually one 4 max 5 locations; extended slow motion scenes, gratuitous crotch shots of guys in boxer briefs; very limited dialog (scripts can't be more than 4 pages long); group casts; holes in the plot; and random scenes. Film students should write a paper on his work and how bad it is. I actually kinda like the guy's stuff now, well except Wolves of Wall Street - that one was lame. :)
- brando7604
- 25 may 2005
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I can honestly say,this was the worst movie(?)i have ever seen.i did laugh my ass of at random intervals at the stupidity of it all.it's basically a bunch of wannabe poser who don't realise they're in a movie.but wait,they're not in a movie.i don't know what you'd call what i just witnessed,but movie is not the word for it.proof that the world is coming to an end,is probably more accurate.but at least i can now say that Dracula 300 is not the worst movie ever made.it had to happen sooner or later.the worse news is,if you subject yourself to this-whatever it is,you probably won't forget it for awhile.i know it's seared into my brain for all eternity.this thing is a real achievement.i can't in good conscience give this dreck a positive score.my vote for Speed Demon:-10*
- disdressed12
- 14 dic 2007
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- Hunter1114
- 16 may 2004
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Okay, so this movie...certainly made me smile. For many reasons, I shall list them all.
1. No one wears a shirt! Except the women. Normally when my friends and I rent cheesy horror films, it's tits tits tits tits. And there were none. Only shirtless men.
2. The homo erotic scenes when the men devoted themselves to their god, or whatever. Oh my goodness, my absolute favorite part of the movie was when the guy who looks like Tarzan was smothering himself in blood with jerky, awkward movements.
3. Jesse. He has got to be the hottest crappy horror movie film actor ever. Holy crap, that man..every shot of him is amazing!
4. Jesse's brother's huge nipples. Ha. Those made me giggle.
5. Tarzan's nipples. They were hard all the time. Icky.
6. Tarzan's sweeeeeeeet vinyl pants that he wears during the end.
7. When people get run over by the car, there is absolute no blood on their body, and they still look perfect. Okay, if you get hit hard enough by a car that it knocks you out, you'd be a little bloodied, and certainly broken.
8. How I guessed who the killer and was right. :)
9. The lack of acting of EVERYONE in this movie. The man who played Otto made Vin Diesel look Oscar worthy .And that ain't saying a lot. These men were simply hired because they looked hot with their shirts off, and the women were only hired because they were hot.
10. How in the sex scene, the girl still had her bra on! Yay! YAY! YAY! And oh my goodness...this movie was super.
1. No one wears a shirt! Except the women. Normally when my friends and I rent cheesy horror films, it's tits tits tits tits. And there were none. Only shirtless men.
2. The homo erotic scenes when the men devoted themselves to their god, or whatever. Oh my goodness, my absolute favorite part of the movie was when the guy who looks like Tarzan was smothering himself in blood with jerky, awkward movements.
3. Jesse. He has got to be the hottest crappy horror movie film actor ever. Holy crap, that man..every shot of him is amazing!
4. Jesse's brother's huge nipples. Ha. Those made me giggle.
5. Tarzan's nipples. They were hard all the time. Icky.
6. Tarzan's sweeeeeeeet vinyl pants that he wears during the end.
7. When people get run over by the car, there is absolute no blood on their body, and they still look perfect. Okay, if you get hit hard enough by a car that it knocks you out, you'd be a little bloodied, and certainly broken.
8. How I guessed who the killer and was right. :)
9. The lack of acting of EVERYONE in this movie. The man who played Otto made Vin Diesel look Oscar worthy .And that ain't saying a lot. These men were simply hired because they looked hot with their shirts off, and the women were only hired because they were hot.
10. How in the sex scene, the girl still had her bra on! Yay! YAY! YAY! And oh my goodness...this movie was super.
- tia_bowens
- 18 oct 2005
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The concept was sort of intriguing, which drove me to watch Speed Demon in the first place regardless of what the quality was like. Apart from that and that it started off alright, there is nothing really to recommend about Speed Demon. I hated for starters how the movie looked, the camera work and shots would work well in a rock video but it was far too obtrusive and nauseating here. I wasn't expecting the effects to be particularly great, but the look of them in Speed Demon gives the impression that the makers didn't even try. The sound effects were bizarre and destroyed any kind of suspense or any kind of terror as once the sound effects were incorporated the movie just became even more predictable than it already was. The story has no atmosphere or life to it with too many ridiculous moments to name or count, giving no distinction whatsoever to the characters so they became cardboard cut-outs that you could feel no empathy for. While the script reeks of enough cheese to fill the biggest and tallest cheeseburger you'll find in the world. The acting is atrocious, there's the vibe that the actors knew the script and movie would be bad and the consequence is that they take things far too seriously. The direction is similarly inept, concentrating too much in making our heads ache with the camera work and editing used and paying no attention to the pace or to the credibility of the characters and story. Overall, apart from an intriguing concept and an alright start Speed Demon is unwatchable dreck. 1/10 Bethany Cox
- TheLittleSongbird
- 5 ene 2013
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Speed Demon (2003) is about some young dude who comes back to town to take care of some old family problems. He meets some of his old friends who are involved in a weird automobile club. The problems get even weirder when he finds about about what happened to his Dad and his ties to some local mumbo-jumbo. Can the dude find out the truth behind his father's strange extracurricular activities? What kind of shenanigans is this automobile club involved in and can he spend enough time with his old lady?
David DeCoteau wrote, directed and produced this film. If you know what kind of movies he makes then you'll like it. But if you're not a fan of his like me then stay away.
Not recommended
David DeCoteau wrote, directed and produced this film. If you know what kind of movies he makes then you'll like it. But if you're not a fan of his like me then stay away.
Not recommended
- Captain_Couth
- 26 feb 2009
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This film is excellent! It's Fast and the Furious meets Ryan Idol bikini waxer! From the minute it started, I was glued to my seat...which is amazing because my panties we're so damn wet!! This movie is 68 minutes...85 with credits and titles...of pure turbo-powered terror! Long live the director of this cult classic!
- frightfan2004
- 24 ene 2004
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- nunley75
- 5 sept 2008
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Appalling, Awful, lame, Things like that come to mind after sitting through this steaming turd, it took 2 days Just to watch this. David DeCoteau is a name I am going to avoid, I just watched his "leaches" days before and it is just as bad. Pretty faces with no acting ability at all.
Everything about this movie except the story concept is bad, Lousy action acting and sets. The special effects must have been a kindergartens class project, great for 5 year olds embarrassing for a "real movie production".
Its rare i can find so few redeeming or watchable bits in a movie as I love "B" movies, but I really have to say avoid this one and "Leaches" too
Everything about this movie except the story concept is bad, Lousy action acting and sets. The special effects must have been a kindergartens class project, great for 5 year olds embarrassing for a "real movie production".
Its rare i can find so few redeeming or watchable bits in a movie as I love "B" movies, but I really have to say avoid this one and "Leaches" too
- stormruston
- 6 may 2008
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As in Y did I watch this!! Wasted an hour & half of my life!
Plus they don't seemed concerned that their friends are dying.
And the front of his car is a 1970 Chevelle & the back is from a 1972 Chevelle
- wolfchevy
- 29 jun 2019
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- justinbog
- 15 jun 2005
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I rented this movie because of the interesting sounding plot.I have to admit I didn't really enjoy the brotherhood series at first because of the soap opera camera style and cheesy acting, but then realized it was the B- rated style of movie the filmmaker was going for so i put my expectations aside and found it very entertaining.I have seen better movies, but have also seen far worse.I knew what to expect from seeing the brotherhood series so it wasn't as bad.There is an entire audience out there who really enjoy and collect these type of movies.The plot may not please some ,but the actors are easy on the eyes.I am open minded and am not offended by nice male bodies.
- reeves2002
- 25 feb 2007
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