- Cindy: You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so!
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so
- Carl: [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
- [pause]
- Sheen: [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
- Sheen: Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
- [Holds nose]
- Sheen: I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
- Carl: [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
- Sheen: Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
- Carl: 'Cause.
- Jimmy: [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
- Sheen: Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
- Cindy: Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
- [southern accent]
- Cindy: Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
- Carl: Mmm, William Shakespeare.
- Jimmy: That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
- Carl: [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
- [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
- [Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
- Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
- Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...
- [Later]
- Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
- Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
- Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
- Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?
- [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]
- [Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
- Carl: Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
- Class: [singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"] Oh, Jimmy Neutron, you are great/ and so beyond compare-o./ The rest of us aren't even fit/ to wash your underwear-o.
- Carl: Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
- [all gasp]
- Sheen: But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
- Miss Fowl: I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
- Nick: Like me?
- Miss Fowl: No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
- [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
- Carl: What? I don't know!
- Calamitous: May I use your...
- Sam Melnick: Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom?
- Calamitous: Restroom!
- Sam Melnick: No. It's for paying customers only.
- Calamitous: All right. I'll have a chocolate...
- Sam Melnick: Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake?
- [Jimmy and Officer Tubbs enter]
- Jimmy: Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom.
- Officer Tubbs: Thanks. Don't mind if I do.
- Sheen: Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.
- Jimmy: My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
- [approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
- Jimmy: Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
- Clerk: Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
- Sheen: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
- [the boys are thrown out of the store]
- [Hugh and Jimmy leave on a camping trip]
- Judy: Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies.
- Military Staff: Sir, we have reports of a 50-foot woman downtown!
- Military General: Thanks, but I'm looking for someone shorter, who enjoys walks in the park...
- Military Staff: [interrupting] She's not looking for a date, sir. She's terrorizing the town!
- Military General: Is there a difference? Okay, then, call in the military!
- Military Staff: We are the military, sir.
- Military General: Whoa, we got here fast!
- Jimmy: Wait a minute. If you can't finish anything, how did you finish that robot?
- Calamitous: Who says it's finished. I never put in a bathroom. Speaking of which...
- [Jimmy feeds the Willie Loman 3000 too much book gum]
- Willy Loman 3000: Once upon a time... It was the best of times, It was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson... Hop on Pop... You're a sor-sor-sor-sorcerer, Harry... Danger, Jimmy Neutron... Dangerdangerdangerdangerdangerdanger...
- [shuts down]
- [Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
- Edison: That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?