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Catman in Lethal Track is truly one of the masterworks of the decade. though originally produced in Japan, it is almost perfectly subtitled. Catman in Lethal Track has one of the best plot developments i have ever seen. It also stresses good morals and leadership, because Catman heroically saves the lives of innocent people throught the movie. Catman in Lethal Track also contains a vivid and livley musical score- it is un-parraleled even to the masterpeices of mozart, beethoven, bach, and others. All in all, Catman in Lethal Track is a great movie. Scince it's here right on this website you should buy it. It's a fine movie that is for the whole family to enjoy.
-also look for catman 2: in boxer's blow hitting the shelves in 2001
-also look for catman 2: in boxer's blow hitting the shelves in 2001
- oboeman413
- 5 nov 2002
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- nogodnomasters
- 15 abr 2019
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I bought this at a K-Mart for two dollars, and that was money wasted. This film makes little to no sense, and despite the way it was packaged, it is not a superhero film, but in fact a poorly made Chinese martial arts movie. The hero, US Catman, does not make an appearance until a good 45 minutes in, when the only American in the movie is scratched by a radioactive cat and acquires the power to fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes with special effects that border on nonexistence. These powers came from a cat mind you. (best line, his friend says, "What are your powers, can you knock down brick walls, or like matches with your mind?") Otherwise they're appears to be some sort of criminal cartel in the mountains, and a female martial artist who wants to bring them down. I wish I could say more, but I honestly don't understand the rest of the film.
I love bad movies (I own "Backyard Dogs"), but this one is almost uncomfortable to watch.
I love bad movies (I own "Backyard Dogs"), but this one is almost uncomfortable to watch.
- Morgan-FilmLover
- 9 dic 2002
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Well this is one movie that I stumbled upon. A friend of mine sold me a bunch of dvds and Catman was one of them. The plot seems to jump from one point to another. First we have a guy named Sam who gets scratched by a radioactive cat, thus giving him superhuman powers. Next the plot jumps to a girl who looks like a boy who drives a dirtbike and has a shotgun. Than, the story goes to a group of Asian rebels at war with a group criminals led by a guy with an eyepatch. Sam or Catman, however goes into battle with a priest named Cheever. I found it overall to be an amusing effort to throw a movie together with a small budget. I would recommend it to those who like strange, cheap budget movies. But thats just my views.
- steve-toes
- 18 feb 2006
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- BandSAboutMovies
- 7 ene 2022
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This is typical Godfrey Ho Mixmaster of a movie. La la la crap crap as the Bots used to sing on MST3K. It's funny after a few drinks or a toke or two.
- antne501215
- 25 abr 2019
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ah yes, catman.
its an awful dub with stiff voice actors and poor acting in general. basically we have a middle aged guy who gets scratched by a radioactive cat. all of a sudden he can turn his tv ON AND OFF without a remote, thats right fellas, no remote, no buttons, CRAZY SPECIAL EFFECTS EH?
after that, he decided it would be a good idea if he punched a hole in his apartment, so he does.
in the night he magically aquires a black jumpsuit with a sticker of a cat on it, some visor with a plastic dongle in the middle and a cat computer. we dont' see the cat computer, but we can only assume it must be awesome.
this movie is really like two stories in one, you get to watch a bunch of angry asian guys talk with each other, kill people, and swear for no apparent reason. 2 stories in one indeed. catman and the angry asians never really meet.
the ending is simply FANTASTIC
i'd say this film is well worth the purchase price, i found it in the 1 dollar bin at a used bookstore. the cover alone is hilarious.
just buy it if you see it, it'll make you laugh when you watch it, and it'll make you cry when its over...once you realize it wasn't supposed to be funny.
i can't tell you what happens in the end, but i can say that the plastic dongle on his glasses ends up being the most important dongle the world has EVER seen.
its an awful dub with stiff voice actors and poor acting in general. basically we have a middle aged guy who gets scratched by a radioactive cat. all of a sudden he can turn his tv ON AND OFF without a remote, thats right fellas, no remote, no buttons, CRAZY SPECIAL EFFECTS EH?
after that, he decided it would be a good idea if he punched a hole in his apartment, so he does.
in the night he magically aquires a black jumpsuit with a sticker of a cat on it, some visor with a plastic dongle in the middle and a cat computer. we dont' see the cat computer, but we can only assume it must be awesome.
this movie is really like two stories in one, you get to watch a bunch of angry asian guys talk with each other, kill people, and swear for no apparent reason. 2 stories in one indeed. catman and the angry asians never really meet.
the ending is simply FANTASTIC
i'd say this film is well worth the purchase price, i found it in the 1 dollar bin at a used bookstore. the cover alone is hilarious.
just buy it if you see it, it'll make you laugh when you watch it, and it'll make you cry when its over...once you realize it wasn't supposed to be funny.
i can't tell you what happens in the end, but i can say that the plastic dongle on his glasses ends up being the most important dongle the world has EVER seen.
- gmcgreffery
- 28 feb 2004
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I'd like to say this is the worst movie ever made. But the truth is, i dont think this movie was made. It was birthed in a port-o-potty by underpaid staff on a strict diet purchased from eateries on wheels. After cooking in the fresh hell of a concrete jungle for the better part of a month, some cracked-out maden of the night fished this movie out of the shallow depths of dispare with her used coat hanger, and rinsed it in her deseased menstruation. She then burned it to a dvd, and promptly passed into the next hell relm of her chosen faith. Upon finding the disk in her bloated puss filled fingers, a corner took the liberty to watch it and turned, like a character from evil dead after reciting from the necronomicon. Driven utterly mad, he spent his remaining two weeks on this earth making copies of the disk and packaging it, fueled by the smokey intentions of a disembodied demon witch and her curse of blight upon the film industry. After copying it enough times to fill his apartment wall to wall, top to bottom, he too shed his mortal coil as he had worked in a stuporous daze without food, water, or sleep. When clearing the apartment some moths later, an enterprising young someone saw the volume of disks and sought to bypass any sort of due process that films get, and rented a truck to remove and relocate the stock to a new location. He had been hard at work at this same building of the apartments as many people had strangely dissapeared or turned up dead with horrid looks twisted into their vissage. Seeing the inventory, he thought he had caught a lucky break, and was planning to sell the whole lot to a movie rental franchise. All it took was one sampling of the wares, and he too met his fate on the drive to relocate the inventory. As the truck sat in an impound lot, the town had an unprecedented uptick in violent home abuses, and church attendacnce fell to zero. A pastor, now out of work and on the ropes financially, sought guidance,
and through what he thought was devine intervention (but in reality was quite opposite of devine), found the wrecked truck and its contents, and carried out the deed set forth so long ago. The plot to distribute these disks in an effort to disperse the evil wrott by that aids riddled crone, so as to heal his city by diluting the suffering of plague, famine, and crippling bouts of diarrhea caused by this movie's existance, while also making a tithe-y little profit seemed a one stone/two bird trick, and so Kmart bought and distributed this disk in the year 2000. Shortly after, it too fell into complete financial ruin, and filled chapter 11 bankruptcy.
There is a sickness attatched to this disk. Words fail to convey the imperitive, but still i try: Do Not Seek Treasure Here! There is none but ruin to those who tread upon the grounds.
I have seen well over 1000 movies, and this one lands squarely at the bottom of my list. If it were possible to give a movie a negitive score, this one has earned that honor. Its not worth the plasic its printed on, and certainly not worth the time to even read the cover art, which is misleading at best.
There is a sickness attatched to this disk. Words fail to convey the imperitive, but still i try: Do Not Seek Treasure Here! There is none but ruin to those who tread upon the grounds.
I have seen well over 1000 movies, and this one lands squarely at the bottom of my list. If it were possible to give a movie a negitive score, this one has earned that honor. Its not worth the plasic its printed on, and certainly not worth the time to even read the cover art, which is misleading at best.
- BlackJ-8
- 23 may 2025
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My friend bought Catman at a local store and ever since Catman has become The Greatest Movie ever made in the history of all that exists. The man who wrote the script for this movie was a genius. The actors were also geniuses in their own way.This movie had me and my friends laughing for months. I mean, this movie never gets old. No matter how many times you watch it, you will crack up every time at one of the characters witty remarks. To finish my review, if you want to see a movie that will make you laugh until you throw up, see Catman in Lethal Track.
- AlieNvPredator0
- 29 sept 2002
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...and everything you shall have as long as you maintain a relatively high alcohol to blood ratio for the next 90 minutes. See, the Catman series was bred through the glorious days of Hollywood tax shelters. No one wanted to make money here, actually profit was a detriment, so only truth survived. I kid, as there is no truth here, only a mixed up story of radioactive cats, recreational baseball players & gunfights.
I don't lie when I give this a 7...though it does take a little helping hand to get there. Turn down the volume, throw on your mix album of choice (mine are "2 many dj's" or "Spank Rock") & rock out. With original soundtrack intact we're looking at a 3.2 or so. Good luck & let me know
I don't lie when I give this a 7...though it does take a little helping hand to get there. Turn down the volume, throw on your mix album of choice (mine are "2 many dj's" or "Spank Rock") & rock out. With original soundtrack intact we're looking at a 3.2 or so. Good luck & let me know
- corywebster86
- 6 dic 2007
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I HOPE you are kidding by saying that this movie is great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it is fun in an MST3K sort of way... but to actually say this is a good movie in print, well, that could get you sued for libel. I mean, this movie SUCKED in every sense of the word and to make matters worse, it told two completely separate stories that didn't even connect! What was with Catman's secret weapon? It looked like concentrated cat urine! I don't even know what this movie was supposed to be about. Davis Lynch couldn't follow this crap plot. On the other hand, it is enjoyable to watch because of all the bad lines, horrible acting, lame special effects, and the overall guano story. Bottomline: Pick this up if you want a good, cheap laugh. In the words of the great Tom Servo, "Still, it's a better movie than Batman and Robin."
- dunedandrew
- 31 mar 2003
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This movie was absolutely brillant. I mean it was good and funny. No one could possibly hate this movie. My friend bought this movie for $3 and it was the best $3 ever spent in my opinion. There are so many positives about this movie I don't know where to start. But I give it a 11/10 for greating acting and a wonderful plot. The props used were so realistic looking also. Buy this movie now and you will not be disappointed.
- coincollector30
- 27 dic 2003
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Stalwart of many a previous Tomas Tang ninja flick released under Filmark International's banner and hiding under various other pseudonyms whilst usually playing a sneering, villainous role, Jonathan Isgar (if this is indeed the actors real name) here gets to play the good guy for a change.....and a highly memorable good guy at that! When he is scratched by a radioactive cat(!) our man develops superhuman powers including laser vision and electro/psychokinetic abilities which he puts to honourable use in the fight against crime and more especially against the evil satanic priest, Cheever who is intending to take over the world....or something. Of course, with Alton Cheung i.e. the legendary Godfrey Ho at the helm, this is typically a cut & paste slap up so don't expect to be seeing too much of our masked crusader sadly. Even more regretfully, the film into which Catman's scenes have been edited is a hopelessly mundane Filipino action outing starring hardworking Thai superstar, Sorapong Chatri who as if to further indicate how bland matters in his scenes are, himself looks somewhat disinterested in the unfolding events. Nonetheless, although said factor does admittedly detract from the overall enjoyment level experienced from the film, don't let such scenes of tedium put you off viewing this, for the sequences in which Catman features are truly priceless stuff indeed! The jewel in the crown here is doubtlessly the hilarious, profanity filled dialogue though which just has to be experienced to be believed. Indeed, our hero himself is not above letting off some meticulously placed 'F' words in the face of danger.....or when dispatching of a foe in style! Believe the hype, Catman In Lethal Track is a true bad movie delight and is highly recommended for fans of warped, wayward quality! So good is this in fact, that a sequel inevitably followed although, it has to be said was sadly not nearly as much fun.
- HaemovoreRex
- 14 sept 2008
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While in NYC one day, myself and my brother saw this DVD in a dollar bin and we cracked up at the cover. He bought it. We didn't watch it until about a week later back in Michigan, where we live.
This is, without at doubt, the one of the funniest things that isn't supposed to be funny I have ever seen. There are so many parts that I think are incredibly so odd... I don't even know what to say.
The man gets scratched by a radioactive cat and gets superpowers. He somehow just has a costume and has a "Cat Computer" that is never shown in the movie. He fights this crazy priest and his minions, who are hilarious.
Plus, there is a second plot going on that literally has nothing to do with the first and never joins up. There is no reason for it. Absolutely none. It's incredible.
It's amazing. If you EVER see this and enjoy things that are bizarre, for the love of god buy it.
This is, without at doubt, the one of the funniest things that isn't supposed to be funny I have ever seen. There are so many parts that I think are incredibly so odd... I don't even know what to say.
The man gets scratched by a radioactive cat and gets superpowers. He somehow just has a costume and has a "Cat Computer" that is never shown in the movie. He fights this crazy priest and his minions, who are hilarious.
Plus, there is a second plot going on that literally has nothing to do with the first and never joins up. There is no reason for it. Absolutely none. It's incredible.
It's amazing. If you EVER see this and enjoy things that are bizarre, for the love of god buy it.
- phasetrak
- 6 ago 2004
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This is the greatest movie ever made. The plot is incredible. The acting is great and believable. The script was written with exceptional skill. The action was breathtaking. Everything fit together so nicely.
Bottom Line: If you can get a hold of this masterpiece, watch it and be amazed. You'll love it.
Bottom Line: If you can get a hold of this masterpiece, watch it and be amazed. You'll love it.
- TimeChaser
- 1 oct 2002
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I'm not quite sure why this movie was made. Even a mediocre film student would have hung his head in shame with this effort. This was apparently two different movies shot at two different times with two different casts, which neither was strong enough to prop itself into a corner to support itself alone.
It wasn't even entertaining which, at the end of the day, is about the only reason that an action/adventure movie is made.
Kudos to the director and editor for having the guts to slap these pieces of film together, although they had no storyline, acting, visual appeal, or even anything in common with each other. Also credit must be given to the company which made the blender into which the film must have been thrown for editing.
It wasn't even entertaining which, at the end of the day, is about the only reason that an action/adventure movie is made.
Kudos to the director and editor for having the guts to slap these pieces of film together, although they had no storyline, acting, visual appeal, or even anything in common with each other. Also credit must be given to the company which made the blender into which the film must have been thrown for editing.
- torinhwolf
- 9 oct 2004
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This movie was fantastic, as a fan of martial art movies I would have to say that this film was in my top five. Tas Lehozcky is a magnificent actor I can not believe he hasn't starred in more movies. This film is recommend to any fan of the martial arts genre. ***** also suggest, Catman: Boxer's Blow!! I actually had the honor of meeting Tas once. The stories he told about making the movie and traveling around Europe are amazing, and very entertaining. He also talks a lot about his family and how close they are to each other. We stayed in touch for about a month and then he moved on; he is one of the most free spirited people I have ever met. Tas if you ever get on and read this contact me. I would love to hear from you.
Love, your devoted fans
Love, your devoted fans
- akcrawshaw
- 15 sept 2006
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