Carnivore

where does one start? the horrible acting? the lame story? the rotten direction, lighting, editing? how about the incredibly awful sound? and it has that "made in the 80's" feel to it. Uggh! I read that this film was shot and edited over a ten year period........dear god, this is all they could come up with in 10 years? I can't remember another horror film as bad as this except maybe The Item. All I can say is that all the reviews that thought this had ANYTHING good to it must have been made by people who watched it while imbibing huge quantities of alcohol or had some really good weed for the experience. NOTHING redeeming about this movie. Even if you bought/rent it for free you're still robbed of the hour and a half of your life it took to sit through this waste. Sorry Mr. Kurtz, this is no reflection of you as a person, but if you're reading this my strong suggestion to you is to find another line of work. I want my ten bucks back!

Ok, I bought this movie as kind of a gamble buy. I must say as a gamble I absolutely lost this one. This movie is awful. At several points i had to turn the TV to full vol. just to hear the characters speak.

However... This movie does have one redeeming quality, besides that very arousing sex scene(joking). This movie is perfect to watch at about 4 or 5 in the morning with a bunch of friends, you will laugh your heads off at it. Have fun making fun of this one people!

My friend Marie bought this movie at Walmart for $4.88, and she told me that this is probably going to be one of the worst movies that I will ever see. I must say that this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. 2nd in line is Hobbs End, but that is another story and It is better than this one. the 3rd worst movie is Komodo. If anyone disagrees with me please tell me because I'm always looking forward to laughs. My friend Marie proudly states that she saw this movie 3 whole times in a week and a half. Imagine that! She says it's good quality tv...riiight. Ewww boooring. The beginning was incredibly slow and I had to keep my eyes open so I wouldn't fall asleep. I tried to split the scene several times but my friend made me stay for the whole movie. I actually don't remember much of it except for the scene where they are drinking beer, running around a musty house, a woman agent fighting with a guy holding an uzi and this monster that looks like the honeycomb monster thing off of the honeycomb box. My favorite scene was when honecomb jumped out of the shadows and attacked the guy and tossed his organs around. The ending was dumb, don't remember it, don't remember the beginning..there's not much to remember. So the grand rating for this movie is: 1.3/10 marie's rating: 9.2/10

Even thinking about this film enough to write this review is causing a burning sensation in my brain, similar to the night I forced myself to sit through it. I feel compelled to add this much-deserved one-star rating to help offset some other reviewers, (most likely the unfortunate victims of head injuries),who have given this film two or more stars. Watching this film should be considered as a torture replacement to the now frowned-upon 'water boarding'.

I thought I had found the bottom of the movie-quality well with "Alien 3000", but "Carnivore" made me realize that the penny had much further down to fall. How do you portray an effective cat-and-mouse plot in a single family house!?!? There's only one hallway upstairs, yet the characters moved around each other like they were in some inter-dimensional Tardis. And those Federal "agents" who were supposed to be funny made me want to lay my face into a deli meat slicer and turn it on. I DO invite you to watch it, since misery loves company.....

What's there to say... Other than this is the absolute worst "horror" flick I've ever seen. Don't waste your time. The acting is terrible and the monster looks about as scary as a soggy puffball. At 80 minutes, I found myself fast forwarding to find something worth watching. I never found it.