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we also bought this film because of the "more topless sun-lovers than a page 3 conference" and the Gary Lineker lookalike on the back cover of the case. the film cost us a mere £2 from the pre-owned 'bin' at blockbuster (i now know why its called a bin)and we returned it for our £2. the film is just awful. heres what happens. some guys go on holiday, they get drunk, one meets a girl, one gets arrested, one discovers he's gay, they go home. seriously after reading that you might as well have watched the film. there is no firm story line and the characters are all crap.

anybody who is considering to set aside a night to watch this film, i recommend you have a back-up film ready because this is just unwatchable.

This film definitely has potential as a learning aid for budding film makers, lesson 1 don't make your film like this.

the only thing i liekd about it was the fact that dom from hollyoaks was one of the 600 producers for the film

We watched this film recently when it was shown on British Television with about twenty friends. Everyone enjoyed the film tremendously and found it hilariously funny and brilliantly scripted. The film is so original and a true insight into what holidays for the lads are really like. It explores some "dark" issues which are acted and directed to perfection. One of those rare films where you can identify with the character facets. With a varied cast there is something for everyone to relate to, even if you dont admit to it on the outside.You MUST see this film if you have ever been on holiday with your friends! Brilliant.

Richard King

I got to see this at a preview screening because I used to work with Nick Valentine. I politely stayed to the end, I think I even told him it was good - but in reality, saying it was one of the worst films I have ever seen is being nice. If you haven't seen it - don't bother - it contains a thin plot, clichéd characters and very unfunny gags. I was a fair bit younger when I saw it and I think I might have laughed at a couple of the gags but you end up embarrassed at just how bad it all is. It is immature, schoolboy humour at its worst. You even get bored of yet another pair of breasts by halfway through. I wanted to like it for Nick's sake, I really did but it is awful. I cannot say that enough. Nick clearly enjoyed writing it though and if you've got money to burn why not? I can think of many other things I would rather spend my money on.

The storyline was virtually non existent and what storyline there was appeared to provid enough of an excuse for a production team and actors to spend a few weeks in a very desirable location.

The acting was nothing special and if one hadn't known better the overall impression was that the entire performance was the first shot at script writing and film making by a group of first year media students at a college of further education.

Everyone I know who has seen the film has reacted similarly. It can be described in two words 'absolutely awful'! Who, one wonders financed this venture?

The previous poster is one, or both, of the Dunkerton brothers, and I claim my £5.

Unless they spent that £5 making this absolutely atrocious "film". I have never watched something I found so insulting, from the utterly derivative 'Song 2' by Blur starting as some moron walks away from his crappy little house to go on holiday with his crappy little friends.

I even found the hairstyles sported by each character irritating. That is how bad this film is. The soul searching of the film's "characters" is in vain - they have no souls to speak of.

The Dunkertons probably still argue that this is a great piece of film-making and have plans to partake in future projects. They should never be allowed near a camera again. On pain of death.