Crisis

Action television film starring Joan Van Ark and Rick Springfield

From 1979 to 1992, the great Joan Van Ark played the role of Valene Clements Ewing Gibson Waleska in the American hit series KNOTS LANDING. After the series ended, the actress, born in 1943, was still so popular that she was able to play leading roles in several television films. This film aired on The Family Channel on March 8, 1998 and shows her in the role of the first female Vice President of the USA.

A terrorist terrifies Washington. Since the President (Lloyd Bochner) relies on negotiations, he is quickly kidnapped by the crazy general (Nick Mancuso). Now everything is in the hands of the first female vice president (Joan Van Ark) in American history. Only the smart Elizabeth Lane can bring this confusing situation to a happy end...

Joan Van Ark, who has been steeled by marathon runs, shines here as the female Harrison Ford and borrows heavily from the Wolfgang Petersen classic "Air Force One". A star role for the tough blonde who had to go through so much suffering as Valene Ewing. Just think of the great storyline about her stolen twins in the 1984/85 season!

Other roles include pop star Rick Springfield (singer of the 1980s smash hit "Celebrate Youth") as a senator and L. A. LAW star Corbin Bernsen as a Secret Service agent.

Definitely worth seeing!

US Vice-President finds herself trapped in the White House, while her husband has to locate a bomb on a plane that has been planted by the US Chief General, who is taken hostage the president in the crisis control room below the White House. This all as a consequence of the danger posed by an aggressive Arab terrorist enemy. Mrs. Vice-President saves the day by fighting her way out of the White House and into the control room and stopping the fighter jets from nuking the Arab enemy just seconds before the supposed hit. At the same time, her son and husband manage to throw the bomb from the plane, again seconds from disaster.

This all sounds as if this were some kind of satire movie, but in fact it is meant to be a serious story. OK, big mistake, but maybe the way they present it is something worth watching. Eh… no. How in God's name were the makers of this movie able to hire such an extensive cast and fancy locations, while not even being able to afford a steady camera or a professional director? Everything in this movie looks fake, with at its pinnacle the heroin Mrs. Vice-President with her plastic face.

I started to watch this when getting in late from work. I thought the story had merit and hoped it would develop better, however the alarm bells started ringing immediately. The Vice President who talked to herself whilst writing an important speech for the president. The rogue solders who could not shoot the unarmed Vice President at near point blank range. The lead lady showed no emotion even though her son's, who is bonding on a plane with her estranged husband, life is in danger. Then everything she picked up was analysed for some sort of use against the enemy soldiers, she stopped for a few seconds so you, the viewer, could see her thought process as though we were watching Playschool. How could she climb down an elevator shaft with her dress shoes, but wait these shoes are actually very sensible brogues. Also she stormed the most secure bunker in the White House with only a smoke grenade. Really?

Very very funny movie. Obviously not meant to be, but if you watch it with this in mind you will have laugh after laugh throughout the movie. It excels in its awfulness but the thought that someone actually put the effort in to create this dire movie is as funny as the script, the direction and the acting. Indeed it must have taken considerable talent to produce such a uniform and consistently appalling movie. I urge anyone to watch it and to enjoy the superlative ludicrousness of an orange vice-president saving the day from a mad general with possibly the most incompetent soldiers ever seen on the small screen. I look forward to such similar dreadful fare next time I am searching for a movie on a Monday afternoon.

This is not a good film. If I'd paid money to see it I would feel cheated. However as a made-for-TV "action" thriller it's a fairly enjoyable romp if you don't take it too seriously. It tries hard to be Air Force One with a bit of Die Hard 2 and Under Siege thrown in, but it fails miserably on it's meagre budget. The film saves on cash by using newsreel footage whenever a touch of realism is called for.

There's the usual group of insane high ranking patriots trying to destroy the world and even an innocent little boy (where would these films be without him?). The main character, a female vice-president, is astonishingly unbelievable in what would normally be a male role. The idea of an attractive female politician single-handedly overcoming a small army of crack troops and CIA-types just doesn't work, I'm sorry.