- Michael: I was a funny little man. Needed the fan's help just to make it out of bed every morning. But luckily I was blessed with the best fans in the league. For the rest of the day I needed God's help. But luckily I was blessed with the best God in the league, too.
- Michael: I could not hang on to who I was in the world that came with what I did. If and when I learn how to do that, I will write again.
- Sally: Robin, come on. You encourage him. I would think that you'd be appalled.
- Robin: Why? Why?
- Sally: I don't know. I mean, he's got to be breaking some kind of feminist ethic or something.
- Robin: Nope.
- Sally: A spiritual ethic?
- Robin: Mm-mn.
- Sally: A social ethic.
- Robin: No.
- Sally: Definitely a gay ethic.
- Robin: Sally, he sex-talk-fucked a supermodel into coming without touching her, in his kitchen. If anything he's up for an award.