- [Julie is tied to an altar by a Satanic cult]
- Brittany Drake: It's time. Do you, Julie Swanson, take Satan as your eternally wedded mate? To have and to hold...
- [Julie screams into her gag]
- Brittany Drake: We'll take that as a "Yes".
- [discovering that Julie, the woman his cult intended to sacrifice, isn't a virgin after all]
- Satan: Who would have thought that lying to your preacher daddy about those extra-long high school prayer meetings would end up saving your life.