Vice Academy Part 2

My review was written in August 1990 after watching the movie on Paramount/Prism video cassette.

Made-for-video sequel reunites B-movie star Linnea and ex-porn star Ginger Lynn in a mild comedy patterned after WB's "Police Academy' series. Paramount's video wing should do well with this well-packaged, painless entry from Prism Entertainment.

"Vice Academy Part 2" limns the duo combating Spanish Fly ((Marina Benvenga), a campy villainess holding the city ransom as she threatens to contaminate the water supply with an aphrodisiac.

Running gag of the two uninhibited heroines (based on their previous films) portraying blushing innocents is overdone. Gargantuan body builder Teagan is fun as a robot named Bimbocop. All three heroines are billed with and without their last names.

Physical comedy is ably handled by Jayne Hamil as the girls' commander while Toni Alessandrini impresses as a stripper. Tech credits are modest.

The original Vice Academy was a staple of my late night movie watching as a kid thanks to USA Up All Night, but I never got around to see this sequel until last night. It's a perfectly acceptable and occasionally fun sequel with Linnea Quigley and Ginger Lynn Allen still giving it their all and camping it up as Didi and Holly - two new police recruits who don't seem to know how to do anything. They have to keep proving their worth by tracking down and apprehending perps that the regular police force can't, which was, more of less, the same concept as the original film, except this time they've graduated and are a part of the force.

As expected, there's a good deal of T 'n A, but it never comes across as sleazy as it should, because the film mostly focuses on the comedy aspects. It's light, silly, and absolutely ridiculous, but the filmmakers and cast keep things lively and it's very entertaining if you don't forget to turn off your brain and go along for the ride.

Like all B movies sequels are unavoidable, but fortunately for once it's an enjoyable sequel. Linnea and Ginger Lynn return to bust more bad guys and stop the evil doers the only way they know how, with their bras, guns, and brains (to bad they can't rely on the latter for much help). The film is missing the spark of the original with loss of characters like Chucky Long and Cherry Pop, but does have some laughs, and it is a good way to kill 80 minutes. Look for B movie queen Melissa Moore in the pre-credit sequence.

Holly and Didi are new to the force and have to contend with a villainess who's threatening to poison the water, a robot bimbo-cop and a mean guy cop who thinks they're worthless for the meager reason that they didn't send backup when he was getting beat up (what a meanie). This film is just as worthless as the first one, if not more so. However,being a HUGE fan of "Bachelor Party" I liked Toni Alessandrini's minor part, showing more skin then in that great movie.

My Grade: D+

DVD Extras:Director's commentary;Interviews ;filmographies for Linnea Quigley and Jayne Hamil; and theatrical Trailer (which features nudity)

Eye Candy: Ginger Lynn Allen as Holly, Linnea Quigley as Didi, and Toni Alessandrini as Aphrodite each get topless

"Vice Academy 2" is worth sitting through only for Ginger Lynn Allen: she is cute, she appears in black lingerie, she wears a revealing dress, she performs (along with Linnea Quigley) a strip dance, and she throws one mean right punch. Other than her, the film is so PAINFULLY drawn-out, so insultingly lame, so persistently witless that you simply won't believe it (just one example: what a brilliant idea to create a powerful half-woman/half-robot crime-fighter and then put a switch on its back that anyone can easily move to "worthless" or "overload" mode). If complete lack of talent was a crime, writer-director Rick Sloane would be serving a life sentence. My rating is pretty generous for this one. (*1/2)