Across the Moon

Here's the deal: a lot of stuff in this movie I didn't like. But I first saw this movie because I knew that Michael McKean had a role in it. He is not in much of the movie, but what he is in took my breath away. More people should really acknowledge that he has so much more to offer than Lenny Kosnowski (Laverne and Shirley) and David St. Hubbins (Spinal Tap). He is a magnificent actor, and one of my very favorites. His performance in "Across the Moon" should have gotten much more recognition than it ever did. If you have not seen this movie, rent it, just to see his few lines, and his few scenes. All together, this movie has a nice feel to it, and women would definitely be able to identify with the situations and the characters.

Found this film very entertaining with lots of Comedy, Drama, Murder and the finding of a gold mine. Chistina Applegate,(Kathy), "King of the Hill" plays the role of a gal whose boyfriend winds up in prison for stealing and meets up with another gal, Elizabeth Peria,(Carmen) "The Lost City", who has a husband and a boy and her husband is also in prison. These two gals decide they are going to move closer to the prison in order to make their visits a lot easier. These two gals run down on their luck and decided to sell their bodies for some money in order to eat and so they decide to go to a Fire Statiion and gather up a few John's. This film will take you in all directions, and keeps you guessing just how the film will finally end. The ending is rather disappointing, but the film did entertain but really was not the greatest film to watch. There was a brief appearance of Burgess Meredith,(Barney) "Rocky V", playing the role as a very old bent over Gold Prospector.

Well,there is two ways of looking at this film, the first one is obviously the one everyone has taken,the other one

needs a different approach,this is one of the best film ever made in

this style,this sure is a new way of making people think they're

looking at some crappy stuff when they're not,the girls are astonishing

of style improvement all along the development of this comedy,because

it is a comedy,the writer is not trying anything else than entertain

you guys,he sure managed to entertain me big time ,as a matter of fact

whenever I don't feel too good,I watch this movie,AND I Feel GREAT!!for

1 month at least!Excellent job,I love this movie! FRED

11 years after this film was released only 5 people have reviewed it here on IMDb. There is a reason for this utter lack of interest in Across the Moon. It is coherent, but lacks all cinematic virtue. See this film for examples of terrible production in all respects. The opening credits for instance are white letters rising mechanically from a red background. The ending features Michael McKean staring out a prison window saying "There's lots of mysteries out there." followed by a clip montage/music video of all the uplifting moments in the tragically bad movie. Julinana Hatfield. Everything in between is awful. I struggled to find any value in this movie and have come up empty. Though it is hard to believe, even a cameo role from Burgess Meridith (always a crowd pleaser) only disappointed me further. This movie is like a mockery of what is special about movies. On paper the movie is below average. Women living together in a trailer. But what actually was produced was nearly unwatchable. The movie attempts to branch off in many directions but never follows through on any. The unappealing conflict of having their boyfriends in jail is never resolved. No conflict is ever resolved. There really is no conflict. The women attempt to become hookers, but that never happens. Instead they get jobs as a bartender and a shelf stocker. Sound exciting? IT wasn't. IT was stupid. And the bulk of the movie is the two women talking and generating contrived conflict. The women are capable actresses, but the script was beyond poor. Useless. This was a terrible movie, but it is even worst that they borough Burgess Meridith out of his retirement home to make it. Bad from start to finish. Like the lion without teeth, this film has no bite.

Okay, so these two chicks set up home in a trailer near a desert prison so they can see their loser boyfriends. One is from uptown Los Angeles, the other from the mean streets. All kinds of shenanigans happen, which mostly involve them running out of money a lot and dealing with the lack of men in their lives. But they persevere despite the odds stacked against them, and just when the movie starts to get interesting...

The. Film. Just. ENDS. There's no closure here, just a million and one loose ends and a massive feeling of dissatisfaction. You'll be left scratching your head at whether the budget ran out of money or the screenwriter couldn't be bothered to scribe a proper conclusion to his random events plot.

What does it matter? Despite bravado performances by Christina Applegate and Elizabeth Pena, ultimately this is a complete waste of time due to the rushed resolution which completely overshadows what positives might've come before it. Take my advice, and do something else with your life instead. 4/10.