Dragon Hunt

This Canadian "movie" is the worst ever! Stunningly amateurish. When the bad guys rob a boat, we see two women with machine guns and one of them says, with a very low voice, "We're robbing your ship!" She blinks and is totally shy! Very intimidating. ROTFLOL!!!

The two karate chopping heroes are 40something year old, five feet tall twin brothers! They're really bad actors. In fact, everyone involved in this production is a non-actor.

There are so many continuity mistakes in this cheap production that it's amazing. In one scene, the guys are wearing one type of swimsuit. In the following shot, they're wearing completely different swimsuits.

Absolutely terrible! A must see for any fan of bad movies. I have it on VHS. It's very rare. I cherish it.

Everything about this movie is bad. everything. Ridiculous 80's haircuts. Ridiculous moustaches. Ridiculous action and fight scenes where you can actually see that the adversaries do not even hit each other. Bad, bad, bad 80's music. Repeated scenes of people running through woods. A bad guy with a silver plastic hand and silly hair. Stupid dialogue. The acting is nonexistant. Everything looks extremely cheap. This movie even surpasses "Plan 9 from outer space" in its utter badness.

It's not "funny bad" it's just bad.

This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen on film. My uncle's home movies have more talent in them then this piece of crap.

The plot summary is basically that these twin kick boxers are playing some sick survival game with a man and his private army on some island. The man has a very cheap paper maché looking hand.

The acting is atrocious in this movie. There are scene changes at the drop of the hat. For instance, for at least 30 seconds we see some guy humming a song to himself which adds NOTHING to the movie. This has the worst dialogue I have ever heard of in my life, I don't think this movie could get any worse then it already is. I would describe it as a want to be chuck Norris action film gone wrong. And I hate chuck Norris.

You know, I was very surprised when watching this movie. It aired during the day once when i was sick, and having nothing else to do, I continued watching. This is by far the WORST MOVIE EVER! But to my surprise I kept watching. I sat there saying, this is terrible, but yet didn't change the channel because I was so amused at how bad it was. Maybe It was the guy that looked like Big tom from survivor or the dreadful moustaches and mohawks these characters had, that kept me watching. However, the girls weren't half bad, but if that's what you want, there is far better. Oh, and there's "NINJAS" and "PAJAMA BOYS!"

So if you like ninja's, bad acting, hilarious(and terrible) dialogue, and two twins who are five feet tall and killing everything in their sight, then this movie is for you. It's so bad it's good. However, I just had to give it a 1 out of ten. I couldn't have put a 10 on it up there with Lord of the Rings.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!! :)

I love watching garbage like this, by the end of the credits I realized.. oh, this was shot in Toronto, the first "special thanks" was for the garbage, (at least today) food of Swiss Chalet. At least back then all the employees probably spoke fluent English and showered.

Well! What can I say about this, honestly I thought they shot this in another language at first. There's no way the "bad guy" ever sounded terrifying. If anything I laughed my head off at him. Why does he have a dollar store "Dr Claw" like glove from Inspector Gadget. Maybe enough Colombian nose candy will make that seem a good idea. He was like if Johnny Rotten of the S*x pistols let himself go. He made Gary Busey seem normal for his mannerisms. The "Where's the money" part is an absolute highlight. Seriously though there's more of this crap? I'll have to check it out as there's no way you can do worse than this.

The casting is awful for everyone else. I have no idea who the Dragon Twins are and I'm kind of glad I didn't as like Frank Dux they haven't done Canada any favors. Besides the atrocious villain if I can even call him that, it seems like a bunch of guys you get at a bar and ask them to be in a "martial arts" movie. Or a bunch of drunk uncles after a bunch of cold ones pretending they are Rambo.

The music with vocals was dated, even on 90s standards. There was from Skid Row to a lot of other 90s Canadian rock bands that could have easily done the movie some justice, but, nope! Let's use whoever is cheapest. Did they go to the first dive bar they could and ask the band if they wanted to be paid in exposure. PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO SEE THIS BLOCKBUSTER.

Why are the dragon twins so obsessed with whittling sticks? Filler for the movie maybe? As drones weren't invented yet. They look like employees at a bowling alley, that they are about to shoot some adult content in the 70s with or without the presence of females or the Mario brothers we deserved in the 1990s for the first movie.

The last fight / shootout was really poorly shot, they did just about everything wrong to make this movie, at least they shot the daytime scenes in the daylight! Oh well! There's no way to watch this movie sober, this just goes to show the hard work that goes into solid action movies and most importantly that not everyone who loves action movies can make a good one.