- The President: I'm the president of the United States. I'm sitting here with my finger in the dike. I'm sitting here alla alone while every two-bit radical, every mush mouth faggot con man is trying to knock this constitution on its ass and turn the country into a commie prison farm.
- Don Tucker: Don't you see, Harry? I make it all work. While you, Boda and the president march up and down the stage, play your little games, stroke yourself in public, shout and stamp your feet and call your press conferences, count and see how many times you get your names in the papers. I do the work, Harry. I put it all together. I read the fine print. I check the precedents. I even eat crap if I have to because if I didn't, you heroes would flush this country down the toilet!
- The President: We'll see who laughs last. And you ... how could you let them do this to me? What were you doing? Where the hell were you while I was getting screwed?