Serpiente de mar

Just when you thought movies had stopped blaming nuclear radiation for evrything along comes this movie from Amando De Ossorio. Taking a break from the "Blind Dead" series Senior De Ossorio offers us science fiction with a touch of Cold War propaganda. An Air Force jet carrying a new type of atomic bomb is forced to jettison it in the Pacific. It explodes on contact (don't you HATE when that happens?) and quicker than you can say "Horror of Party Beach" a tiny fish mutates into the title character. He is a fearsome sight, huge white eyes, rudimentary wings, sharp teeth; he is as realistic looking as REPTILICUS . . .and that should tell you how realistic looking he is! Peoples reaction to hearing about the sea monster are pretty much the way people would really react. One man (Timothy Bottoms) loses his captains license when he reports his ship being sunk and his crew eaten alive. A woman (Taryn Power) who saw her best friend devoured, is put into a mental hospital! The two form an alliance (which in true tradition of movies turns into love) to prove the beast exists and talk a crotchety old professor (Ray Milland in his next to last role) into joining them. Watch for director Leon Klimovsky (VAMPIRES NIGHT ORGY) playing a Naval officer at a court martial. Actor Victor Israel (LA RESIDENCIA) shows up as a drunken night watchman long enough to get eaten. The action is great but don't expect eye popping special effects; miniatures are well done but obvious. The scene of the beast attacking a railroad bridge is still quite good, low budget or not. This is the sort of movie we used to go see on Saturday afternoon. Heat up some popcorn and watch this on a double bill with THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER and you will certainly have fun.

My review was written in May 1986 after watching the movie on Lightning video cassette.

"The Sea Serpent" is a low-grade Spanish monster picture shot in 1984 in Portugal and Spain. Entry is aimed at youngsters who like watching miniatures (here in the form of boats, train, helicopter, lighthouse, bridge and monastery) and went directly to video cassette release Stateside.

Timothy Bottoms portrays Capt. Barrios, a seafarer given a second chance after an accusation of being drunk on a disastrous earlier voyage wherein the brother of Lenares (Jared Martin) was lost at sea.

In a prologue, a U. S. bomber in trouble drops an A-bomb in the sea, exploding it (stock footage of a mushroom cloud) so s to avoid the sophisticated weapon being retrieved by a nearby Russian boat. The explosion awakens a sea monster on the ocean floor, and said monster proceeds to destroy Barrios' ship.

At a naval hearing, disgruntled Lenares testifies that Barrios was drunk at watch again, and no one believes the captain's tale about a sea serpent. Stripped of his captain's license and subject to criminal proceedings, Barrios leaves Spain and heads for isbon after reading a newspaper story about a woman who reported seeing a sea monster there.

He finds her (Taryn Power) in a hospital and breaks her out, the tow of them traveling to a university to consult Prof. Wallace (Ray Milangd, in his final feature film) about the monster's legend.

After having seen the monster himself, Lenares turns over a new leaf and joins up with the heroes, the four of them going hunting. They singe the beastie when an oil car of a passing train falls on it and explodes, with the monster swimming away towards Africa, setting up (horror of horrors) the prospects of a sequel.

Since the monster is alternately hand puppet or a full-view Venus Flytrap-styled mouth for chewing hapless cast members, picture is obviously for smallfry only. Articulating in English but crudely dubbed, cast is bland and tech credits weak.

and abysmal, over-the-top acting, you might enjoy this rubbish flick.Apparently atomic bombs makes life mutate in about a day or two (or according to other viewers, wake them up). Or so it seems. And apparently massive atomic explosions off the coast of Spain doesn't make anyone ask any questions at all. Coming to think of it, the plot doesn't make sense in any way whatsoever (why would evil sock puppets attack lighthouses?), so the nukes going off for no reason at all doesn't stand out too much.

OK, getting past this, and the fact that the "monster" is a glorified thing you make of socks in kindergarten, you may actually be able to stand this. But for once the complete lack of gore doesn't help, leaving the monster attacks in all their naked rock-bottom-budget "glory".

I doubt you'll be able to watch this though, so better stay well away.

I have a VHS copy of this lame film subtitled in Portuguese. It has some truly laughable scenes with a giant a sea Serpent engulfing a whole woman in the Tamariz beach at night...

On the underwater sequences the "monster" looks like a muppet!... A MUST SEE!!!

This film has me seriously doubting again whether Armando de Ossorio was a good filmmaker or not... His BLIND DEAD films are praised by many fans. This I can understand. But wanna-be Gothic vampire trite like MALENKA doesn't show any signs from a gifted filmmaker. And that also goes for SERPIENTE DE MAR. It features horrible acting, a dumb plot, stupid events, a lot of other things you can expect from a bad monster-movie and also veteran actor Ray Milland, who does his best to mumble his way through this film while not having much of a clue about what he's doing in it. Apparently Milland was already very ill while shooting SERPIENTE DE MAR (his last theatrical feature) and going out with a ridiculous stinker like this, makes it all the more sad. One last appearance alongside Peter Cushing in a made-for-TV film directed by Roy Ward Baker (also in 1984) doesn't change much about it.

But the sock puppet/sea serpent is a hoot to behold. Watch it swirl up a lighthouse and crush it. See it destroy a harbour with miniature boats. Look at it demolish bridges and munch on charming miniature trains.

Good Badness? Yes. 3/10 and 7/10