- Flora: Uncle Greenie, where are you?
- Greensleeves: Under the door, ya twit!
- Rod Rescueman: That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!
- Rod Rescueman: I'm a super hero!
- Fairy Godmother: You're kidding
- Rod Rescueman: I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good.
- Fairy Godmother: You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?
- Rod Rescueman: Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed.
- Fairy Godmother: You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing...
- Rod Rescueman: I've got an idea!
- Fairy Godmother: Yes?
- Rod Rescueman: Why don't you give me a test?
- Fairy Godmother: There's an idea!
- Rod Rescueman: Thank you!
- Fairy Godmother: Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress.
- Rod Rescueman: You'll be the damsel in distress.
- Fairy Godmother: Better me than you.
- Rod Rescueman: Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count.
- Fairy Godmother: It really doesn't.
- [flies up onto her desk]
- Fairy Godmother: OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire.
- Rod Rescueman: At this moment, on fire.
- Fairy Godmother: Here we go.
- [lights a ring of fire around her]
- Fairy Godmother: Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!
- Rod Rescueman: This is the test where I show you...
- Fairy Godmother: This is where you jump in and do something!
- Rod Rescueman: Alright, you're on fire...
- Fairy Godmother: Currently!
- Rod Rescueman: Excuse me ma'am! Superheros are very polite!
- Fairy Godmother: [fire stops blazing] Skip polite, go right back!
- [fire starts blazing again]
- Fairy Godmother: I now feel molecules charing internally!
- Rod Rescueman: Gotchya!
- Rod Rescueman: [Flying in with fanfare] Hello.
- The Fairy Godmother: Yes, who are you?
- Rod Rescueman: My name is Rod Rescueman.
- The Fairy Godmother: And what do I learn from that?
- Rod Rescueman: My name.
- Automated feminine voicetrack: Welcome to the Garbagerie. Please follow the happy feet.
- Fairy Godmother: Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire!
- Rod Rescueman: Would you like to be rescued?
- Fairy Godmother: [fire stop blazing] More than life itself!
- [fire begins to blaze again]
- Rod Rescueman: Let me just suck those flames up then!
- [sucks flames into his mouth]
- Fairy Godmother: My hero!
- Rod Rescueman: Thank you!
- [blows out flames all over the fairy godmother turning her black and crispy with the top of her wand eventually falling off]
- Fairy Godmother: Oh, jeez! This is pain!
- Rod Rescueman: Do I get the job, or should we move right onto the shark infested waters test?
- Fairy Godmother: I'll give you the job, you'll get out of here!
- Ralph: [looking at pictures of Din] Hey, it looks real nice. Are they friendly at all?
- Botch: Oh, they are! They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly.
- Ralph: The "what" don't they?
- Botch: The TIME. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing. And they think they don't have...
- Ralph: Wait, wait, I'm not get... What is "time"?
- Botch: Two o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock.
- Ralph: Yes, but there's something that tells them that they don't have something?
- Botch: Yeah.
- Ralph: It's a clock?
- Botch: It's a clock.
- Ralph: And they watch it?
- Botch: They watch it.
- Ralph: And it tells them...?
- Botch: The time.
- Ralph: That they don't have.
- Botch: It's simple, easy. Get it?
- Ralph: Oh. Uh... Uh-huh.
- Flora: Uncle Greenie, is it really you?
- Greensleeves: Basically it is, yeah.
- Flora: You're short and bent!
- Greensleeves: I'm short and bent.
- Flora: What happened to my Uncle Greenie, the handsome dashing hero?
- Greensleeves: He got short and bent. But he's glad to see you nonetheless... come here darling, let me give you a kiss you sweet love!
- [sound of kissing]
- Rod Rescueman: [enviously] *I* should get short and bent!
- Botch: [Clean version] I just want to say a few words to you minions before you go off on your mission. I know some of you have wives, and sweethearts, and all that malarkey. There's a chance that some of you won't be coming back. I can deal with that. For those of you who are going to pay with everything you have, rest assured the world is going to be a little bit worse because of you. So let's get out there and give it to them! Okay, minions, off your tailfeathers! Fly away! Make the world safe for nightmares!
- [Opening lines]
- Narrator: Once upon a time, there were some people called the Rushers of Din. Every night, as they slept, they received sweet dreams from sunny Frivoli, and nightmares came from the mysterious Murkworks. But the villain of the dark castle was not content. He wanted the Rushers to have non-stop nightmares, and for that he needed control of the Cosmic Clock. It was a time of desperate need for heroes. Any kind of heroes.
- Scuzzbopper: I'm through with nightmare scripts! I'm starting work on The Great Amurkian Novel! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!
- [Discovering Rod Rescueman has rescued Flora Fauna]
- Botch: How did this happen? Where were you, watching reruns again? I don't wanna hear excuses! She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has!
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