- Clarence: Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.
- Clarence: I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.
- Elinor Bentley: What kind of a kiss do you prefer?
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: You mean there's more than one kind?
- Elinor Bentley: I thought you were a college man.
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Oh, I guess I was too busy studying chemical experiments to learn more than just plain old every day kissing.
- Elinor Bentley: Suppose we try that?
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Well, all right.
- [Kisses her lightly on the cheek]
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Goodnight...
- Elinor Bentley: You must have been a whiz at chemistry!
- Clarence: That Mr. Bentley must have been seeing things.
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Well that's what whiskey does to a person Clarence. Now let that be a lesson to you.
- Clarence: You're right boss. From now on I'll drink nothing but straight gin.
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Clarence, you turn around and stop acting like a coward.
- Clarence: What makes you think I'm acting?
- Clarence: Mr. Lucky, you best be getting ready. The Justice of the... stuff is here. How you feeling?
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Like a guy who's about to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
- Lil Barstow: Listen, it's more than an accident when a cobra strikes a man on the 18th floor of a Boston hotel.
- Norton: Ain't a thing for you to worry about, pal. I'm loaded to the hilt.
- Alexander "Lucky" Downing: Oh, what's this gonna be - a wedding or a Wild West show?"