- Sam Archer: No foolin', Sis, after all these years in Germany, ol' Jeff may come home turned into a wienerwurst.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Will you get out.
- Sam Archer: Well, you wouldn't want to marry a bologna, would ya? Ach, nein! Ach, ten, for that matter.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: You are ever in my heart, You are ever in my thought. Say it.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: You are ever in my heart, You are ever in my thought.
- Grandma Caroline Archer: Perfectly respectable young man.
- Cousin Martha Sewell: But not one of us.
- Cousin Serena Honeywell: And he's a foreigner.
- Cousin Martha Sewell: And *she* a Daughter of the American Revolution.
- Grandma Caroline Archer: Germans aren't so bad. They're a very serious minded people.
- Cousin Martha Sewell: Oh, of course, there's always Beethoven.
- Grandma Caroline Archer: And very home-loving, I've understood.
- Cousin Serena Honeywell: I will say for them, they make delicious gingerbread in Nuremberg.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: The next line of the song is: You make me many sorrows.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Never.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Then it goes on: You will never know - how much - I love you.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: I know. I've always known.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Say it.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: You will never know how much - how much I...
- [kiss]
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: She did look like she might explode in your hands.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Mary.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Like a firecracker.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Please, we must have him.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: I knew you would never be happy until you had a really big dog.
- Anna the Cook: Now, now, dear. Where there's life, there's hope.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: There isn't any hope. The dog knows.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Do you know what we're going to have for dinner?
- Hugo Wilbrandt: No, I don't know.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: You know what day it is?
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Oh, I know. Frankfurters and Sauerkraut!
- Grandma Caroline Archer: Now, don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, Mary Archer. This stiff neck nonsense of your's has gone far enough.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Are you my wife or are you still just the daughter of those - those frozen-up New England people?
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: What fool thing have I gone and done?
- Hugo Wilbrandt: Well, you - how do you say? You 'folded up' on us.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: How Victorian.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: You go today to Archerville before you are sick on my hands. And I'll come - next week. For sure, I'll come.
- Anna the Cook: You mark my words. This war won't never be over - till they hang the Kaiser to a sour apple tree.
- Clara Tuttle--Canteen Worker: You don't mean to say you sleep on the ground floor - with a window wide open? And the Huns...
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Not more than 50 miles away. Tsk-tsk-tsk. The chances us girls do take.
- Clara Tuttle--Canteen Worker: You can laugh all you want to, but I know what I know.
- Jeff: It never would have worked out, Mary.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: Why not?
- Jeff: Because! You're American and he was German.
- Anna the Cook: Why, Mary'd go scootin' off to this war even if she'd been married to the old Kaiser, himself - and the Sultan of Turkey to boot. Lord forbid.
- Jeff: When we get back from over there, if we do get back...
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: We'll forget there was a war. We'll forget there ever were - Germans.
- Hugo Wilbrandt: You saved me tonight.
- Mary Archer aka Mary Wilbrandt: I - I didn't know what I was doing.