Lonely Hearts

Lonely Hearts (201) tells a very pointless and frustrating story about a group of individuals who basically want to get laid but reworded to love. Not sure why people came on board exactly to make this project, not do I understand why Sam Mason Bell keeps working with notorious creep Martin W Payne. Extremely graphic sex scenes for shock factor. Pornography disguised as a horror? Give me a break! Lonely Hearts doesn't do any justice in the film industry due to its lazy cinematic quality, terrible sound, awful dialogue. The only decent thing was the actors and I'm sure they regret being in this now.

Agreeing to participate in a dating show, a group of contestants arrive at a remote spot in the countryside and prepare for the festivities to come, but when they start to realize that something is off about the show they have to try to survive the experience and get away alive.

For the most part, this one wasn't all that bad. One of the strongest features found here is the general setup of the show that's supposedly being filmed here. Bringing everyone out to the countryside, where it's obvious what the intended couples are supposed to be from the start, with their promotional videos giving us a sense of who they are, and the various games they play for the competition give this a strong start. With the dating aspects creeping into the narrative and the couples starting to present themselves even better, the show itself becomes quite intriguing with what they have to do, especially with the cutaway to the producers watching and encouraging everything that happens here as it starts to become quite dark in tone and spirit. That's really the whole selling point of this one and really holds it up alongside the sleaze angle typically prominent in these genres. However, it does have several big flaws. The main issue is the absolute dearth of traditional horror elements present here that really makes it questionable what the scares are supposed to come from. The games being played here, from being forced to skinny-dip in freezing cold water for a better breakfast, a convoluted and unresolved clue-based hidden object search that just throws its unnecessary layer of padding into the game with switched couples and then a bizarre set of camping skill showpiece that again goes nowhere really doesn't signal any kind of genre devotion at all. Most are going to be out off by this due to the curious decision to go this route, especially with the finale twisting everything around and making for a series of admittedly brutal yet quite questionable antics that raise serious inquiries about what they're doing, what the whole purpose was and what point this all has in a satire of reality shows. These here being this one somewhat down.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Full Nudity, and a sex scene.

Fully uncertain of how to rate this because it takes turns into about four different genres before ending in a wildly different place than it existed for the majority of the film. I have to credit the film's ability to surprise.

I assumed form the first few minutes that it was a dark-edged satire of Bachelor-style dating shows, which it was. But it had some other things on its mind as well. Companionship versus sexual desire, the manipulation and abuse in reality TV, some commentary on religious belief. And it becomes what it ends up being so slowly that by the time it hits, you'd forgotten to expect it was coming. Perhaps not a great movie, but definitely an interesting one that was trying something different. Oh, and lots of dong in this movie. More dong than you generally get in most movies.

Please let this movie cancel its tv show (within the movie).

Lonely Heaarts starts as a camping reality tv show with 5 people (2 men and 3 women) to explore singles, dating, and the extremes of reality tv.

The film ultimately ends with death, but without much reasoning for this. The rest of the movie has manipulation by the production crew, attempts at overt sex, nudity, and pushing people's boundaries. Only, this film lacks spark, character, and excitement. This film seesm to want to shock with it's approach, but the situation is a tired retread of most any dating reality show without much gumption or energy.

Lonely Hearts misses all the marks for a horror film, having no tension or suspense. It simply panders to what we think we want to see behind the scenes of a reality show. And then it's cobbled with a sudden shift in tone without much in terms of explanation or rationality.

Not worth watching at all.

With no knowledge and never hearing about this film, it appears to be a British independent film. Described as a reality tv parody type horror (such as Love Island), as watching, it did not seem like a horror but as we continue watching, we get a sense that there would be some sort of twist or reveal in the end- and there was.

The film is certainly entertaining and would appease to those who enjoy those reality competition type series. Surprising to see the lower rating and several negative reviews. People must have been expecting something different.

A lot of complaint seems to be the two graphic explicit skin scenes (full realistic nudity showing the male's private a few times)- after all the film is meant to be a realistic reality tv series so those scenes make sense.

The film's reveal in the final 10 minutes to end wasn't as predictable and was somewhat shocking. Although there are clues that a few of the "contestants" were in on it and it wasn't as it presented to be. We knew something was off about the tv host as well. Violent consequences in the end have the finale a quite sad disturbing ending- which seems to be why many disliked the film. Gave a rather bad taste, but it was something different.

In the end, it's a different type of film and thoroughly entertaining and sleazy watching to see what occurs next. It is Certainly not for the weak fainted.