Virgin Cheerleaders in Chains

Look, it's a low budget film and never pretends otherwise, and I have a warm place in my heart for low budget films and film makers who are smart and make the most out of what they've got. Like these guys. For its type (yes, if you haven't figured it out already yes there's some gore and blood), style, subject...well done, folks. A fun ride.

Where to even begin with this nonsense? I have no clue what they they were attempting here but it missed at every turn. Were they going for the 'Inception' of cheap horror flicks? Was it supposed to be respected as an actual film?

This hot garbage had no structure, instead choosing to jump between asleep and deep asleep it a movie that never hit. The effects were a cheese fest which was supposed to be 'part of the gar' I guess and then switches ' no we're serious' and back to 'no were not'. The dialog is painfully ridiculous and the acting is even worse. Plot points go no where. ..... And 'My cat is stuck in the tree anyone???'

Seriously, just avoid this train wreck. It doesn't even have 'dumb fun'.

Strong story, characters and directing. Gave us a familiar topic but delivered in a way that was fresh and new. Play along and enjoy the ride that Virgin Cheerleaders in Chains takes you on. As a reviewer, I was very impressed with the care and attention Gary Gannaway put into making a genuine high quality horror film. It never feels like an Indie film and is that rare gem.

This is a pretty useless effort all round. There is nothing frightening about it and the story is boring. There's a bit of gore but it's film school stuff. Plus, there's an annoying white guy doing a bad Rastafarian act the entire way through. However, there is one amusing scene in the film, which includes the annoying white guy, so he gets a half-pass. It's also the only reason it got one extra star. Avoid this 'film' like the plague.

Given the title, I wasn't expecting much. The lighting was also a little too dark throughout. But overall an entertaining film with a good twist at the end.