Female Werewolf

there are low budget films which are good. there are low budget films which are bad. there are low budget films which are bad and funny and then... there are low budget films which just suck...and this is the one which just sucks... it's not bad enough to be funny, it's not bad enough to be artistic or deep...it's just bad

there's no story...and what meager little plot there is - is so drawn out with the most pointless direction, horrid casting, lack of depth, poor visuals, bad editing, brutal delivery, terrible soundtrack, deplorable art and props, bland and lifeless locations, painful camera work and atrocious dialogue...even what little there is...

there is nothing to see here and think that it holds the slightest chance of entertainment content is sadly holding on to lost hope

this is not the worst movie I have ever seen, but it's coming very close...so the writer/director/actors and everybody involved can feel proud that they have not totally hit rock bottom

listen people...if you're going to waste your time and effort into making a film...at least make it mediocre enough to be called "art" or "nuveau" - or whatever the new term for making schlock into something remotely view-able and interesting...this has nothing...

even being sedated, stoned or drunk offers the viewer no hope of redemption...

there are plenty of movies which are bad and still more enjoyable than this to watch...and they suck...this just sucks on a totally lower level

regardless of budget in this case...no amount of money would have turned this sad sorry attempt of nothing into anything spectacular or even half-assed good

I wasted time awaiting to see what would come out of this...and the only thing that did, is my blatant negative review on something so mind-numbingly crap that any other viewers will have the opportunity to enjoy reading this review much more than sitting for 3 minutes watching your |film|

I was stuck in a bed - immobilized from an auto accident and was entertained more-so by watching weather reports of rain and the political debate

when that happens to your viewers, then it's time for you to do something more productive and start selling lemonade at your very own lemonade stand - and hope that you can do better than you did in making this film...good luck on that

save your time, effort and money - buy some plastic cups, make some ice, cut some lemons and start making lemon juice...because when life give you lemons...you don't make a movie like this - you just don't

you take those lemons, cut them in half - and squeeze the juice out and sell it with a cup of ice and some sugar...grab your 50 cents a cup and call it a day

then after you made your 50 cents, you don't invest that hard earned money into making something as dismal and depressing as this

Female Werewolf (2015)

* (out of 4)

A lesbian woman who appears to have a crush on her female co-worker also believes that she's turning into a werewolf.

It's pretty clear what writer-director Chris Alexander was trying to do with this picture and I respect him for trying something different. It seems this was supposed to be some sort of bizarre nightmare that you might have when you have a fever and have taken some strong medicine for it. It also seems that we've been given another slant on the werewolf theme but sadly it just doesn't work. I mean, this is supposed to be some sort of erotic dream but there's nothing entertaining about it and there's certainly nothing erotic.

The biggest problem is that the director did try to do something different but it just wasn't successful. I thought the film was extremely slow-moving even at just 65-minutes and there just wasn't enough of a story to keep you glued to what was going on. The majority of the film has one or both of the females walking around, cooking or doing a variety of other things but there's just no story here. You can argue that countless filmmakers did the same type of thing and that is true but they were able to draw you into the surreal nature and that just doesn't happen here.

I was lured into picking up this movie because of the cover, which I have to admit definitely was an interesting one. And with this being a werewolf movie that I had neither seen nor heard about, of course I opted to check out what writer and director Chris Alexander had to offer with this 2015 movie.

Turns out that there was nothing to offer. Talk about a swing and a miss of a movie. There was no interesting storyline to get immersed in, and you just sit there watching random scenes and feeling your soul slowly leaving your corporeal form as the numbing sensations of boredom take over.

Of course I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie. But I can't claim that I was impressed with the performances I witnessed. It was mediocre and amateurish at best. So yeah, you're not in for an evening of Shakespearian theater here. And since there was no dialogue, well that just made it all the more terrible to sit through.

The movie didn't even have an interesting character gallery to make up for the lack of dialogue and action.

"Female Werewolf" is a low budget movie in every sense of those words. I would not recommend that you waste your time, money or effort on watching this dumpster fire of a movie. Some of us suffered through this garbage, so you don't have to; you're very welcome.

Writer and director Chris Alexander was a bit over-ambitious here with this movie, setting out to achieve something artsy, but it didn't really play out all that well. And I have to say that my interest in the movie was quickly waning as there was no dialogue, no coherent storyline, no good acting performances and sluggish scenes accompanied by various music scores. There were some lesbian love scenes, if you enjoy that kind of rubbish in your movies, personally I don't care much for such as it offers nothing wholesome to the movie at large.

This is definitely not something that will ever grace my screen a second time. This is definitely one of the most boring and pointless movies I have seen in a long, long time.

The best thing about "Female Werewolf" was the movie's cover.

My rating of writer and director Chris Alexander's 2015 movie lands on a one out of ten stars.

This is my first movie review on imdb. I don't particularly agree with the harshness of how this has been recieved and reviewed by people.

It's obviously the silent arty style film and maybe that's not your interest and its not brilliant or anything. But it has some pretty creepy scenes and the werewolf transformation scene was fairly convincing compared to some werewolf horrors I have seen.

The silence is a bit frustrating and is slow until about halfway through the movie. But I preferred it to Blood Dynasty.

Decided to give it a 5/10.

These types of movies would be perfect at a halloween party playing in the background.

I don't think they are mean't to be completely viewer engulfing.

When it comes to making surreal quasi-femininist indie horror, I'm really fascinated by Alexander's work. This one kind of takes it. Lots of metaphor and lots of signature slow burn weirdness with a story of sexual repression and literally not a man in sight. It's easy to see why lots of people hate this stuff but I'm really into this world that he's made. Someone needs to do a proper analysis of all these films (still have t seen them all but working on it)because there's a theme running through them and sound and visual motifs that happen over and over. Female werewolf is really interesting filmmaking, doesn't matter the budget.