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I was impressed with some of Mark's DIY creative choices, but that's always been something I love about Polonia movies. They've always got effort and creativity and a rotating group of actors you actually love watching.

I asked myself if Dustin Ferguson watched this and took some notes for his own Cocaine Cougar that I haven't been able to make myself watch and then I remembered he's completely delusional so of course he didn't. He also had his movie on shelves 3 weeks after Cocaine Bear debuted so I doubt he even watched that. The reviews I read for it say it's the exact same formula he always uses just with a terrible cgi cat thrown in at random places.

This is a very boring mundane film. I'm not sure where the positive reviews are coming from, probably the friends who just wrote biased reviews without watching the actual film. So the dialogue is basic dribble, everyone just repeats themselves and says something the audience is already aware of. There is all this build up to the heist but when it gets there - nothing actually happens. Some characters even contradict one another by stating different information that the others said before. Not sure about this film guys. Give it a miss if you can and watch something like The Nice Guys or Pineapple Express.