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What in the hell did I just watch? I'm sat stunned by the sheer audacity that people are responsible for churning this plate of utter crap out. I've no idea of what actually went on because it makes no sense. Nothing really happens. It's just a complete waste of time and effort.

I love a good fantasy film but this is fantasy for the wrong reason. They've obviously fantasised that anyone would be slightly interested in watching such drivel.

The acting is terrible. The settings are done in some park woodland. The script and story are just all over the place. This is just so bad on all levels. Charges should be brought against all those involved in it.

And now for the real reviews. Can't think of one good thing to say about this medieval wooden bucket of crap. Poor acting,poor effects,poor script,poor movie,poor poor poor.

It baffles me how these movies get made. Surely someone involved in the making of it would eventually say "guys this is just terrible,can we stop now". Unless it's your aim to actually make a bad movie as a revenge thing on one of the actors or investors.

I'm struggling to make the 600 letter review because all I can say is its crap. Hahahaha.

It's a big shame though because money and time has been spent badly and I'm a huge fan of medieval,knights type movies so foolishly watched it all.

Reality tv will never be the same after this. They've pushed the boundaries as low as they can go and more.

So we have a proclaimed 15 year iconic reality star who I have never heard of,seeking love from the biggest bunch of misfits this side of Marvel Comics. They have names(given by her) like Trophy Dick,Dickerella,Mr Thang etc etc. Its hilarious that they are all happy(except one contender) to carry on with these names like it's normal. We have the usual eviction ceremonies,where our love searching star seems worried to send anyone home so gives them heart medals with her initials on it after they say "I'm down for it" Hahahaha. Sounds great don't it.

However the biggest pull is the nonstop brawls that happen every 5 mins or so,giving the Royal Rumble a run for its money.. honestly,it's fight after fight.

So anyway. This is a must for any reality tv fan out there, because you just can't take your eyes off it or guess what cringy thing they've thought up for the next episode.

I love it . Hahahahaha.