l_beuzeville
März 2005 ist beigetreten
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The credits say it all...3 secs in and you know it's gonna be B-Grade-Orama!
There are a few things that must be in a film for it to be B-Grade and Boa VS Python has em all!!!!
1 ) Unnessesary nudity (cause low paid actors will do anything to get a gig). Not only do we get to see the naked chick bathe but she also rubs herself down with a sponge really really slowly!
2 ) The group of mis-matched characters that would never be seen together ever but somehow manage to end up stuck in impossible situations. In this movie we have a safari hunting team that more closely resembles the Village Ppl!
3 ) Sex Scene. Boy goes down on girl, snake eats boy, snake goes down on girl.......oh yeah!
4 ) Clichés. i like the dumb ass deputy tripping into the bloody corpse head-first in front of the over-dramatic FBI agent.
5 ) super cool special effects*
6 ) bad plot (wild snake free in city, so lets send a bred-in-captivity snake with a camera on its head to catch it)
7 ) worse script ("should i tag this as body #6?" "i think it's the rest of bodies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5")
8 ) and even worse actors.
i loved it! b-grade value of 4/5
PS...get a load of the DVD cover (there is no chopper in the movie at all so don't get your hopes up with the chopper shooting two missiles at a couple of giant snakes in the middle of the city.....which is not where the movie is set)
*insert sarcasm
There are a few things that must be in a film for it to be B-Grade and Boa VS Python has em all!!!!
1 ) Unnessesary nudity (cause low paid actors will do anything to get a gig). Not only do we get to see the naked chick bathe but she also rubs herself down with a sponge really really slowly!
2 ) The group of mis-matched characters that would never be seen together ever but somehow manage to end up stuck in impossible situations. In this movie we have a safari hunting team that more closely resembles the Village Ppl!
3 ) Sex Scene. Boy goes down on girl, snake eats boy, snake goes down on girl.......oh yeah!
4 ) Clichés. i like the dumb ass deputy tripping into the bloody corpse head-first in front of the over-dramatic FBI agent.
5 ) super cool special effects*
6 ) bad plot (wild snake free in city, so lets send a bred-in-captivity snake with a camera on its head to catch it)
7 ) worse script ("should i tag this as body #6?" "i think it's the rest of bodies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5")
8 ) and even worse actors.
i loved it! b-grade value of 4/5
PS...get a load of the DVD cover (there is no chopper in the movie at all so don't get your hopes up with the chopper shooting two missiles at a couple of giant snakes in the middle of the city.....which is not where the movie is set)
*insert sarcasm