teafortyler1995

As a massive fan of All Hallows Eve, Terrifier and Terrifier 2, I was 1000% down when I read that Art was taking on Christmas. Say less, I said. And I said it with my chest. Seated in the theater, it was almost empty so it was an amazing and immersive ride. The production quality has went up even further, which I didn't think was possible because I thought Terrifier 2 was mint material. The humor? There. The gore? There. The banging female lead that I would totally be into if I wasn't gay? There, but with hesitation because ya never know sis.

The story itself was well wrote, simple but enough to keep me curious about the lore of Art.

The special effects? Hoooooly Jesus Christ. Amazing this go round. They've upped the quality of the kills as well as the all around brutality of them, while keeping the Terrifier vibe going that they've curated so well.

The soundtrack and score also were pretty darn top notch. You know how when you watch an indie movie and they usually have hot garbage juice music? This one didn't. It was well thought out, with songs playing perfectly (I'm looking at you Terrifier Christmas) and the score perfectly eerie but with sonic throwbacks to part 2 as well as those nice gems from the 80's.

The twists and turns this goes through, while gaining speed up a sharp incline never failed to surprise me. Every single thing that happened in this movie I was like, "no way." This is a good movie, if you're into splatterpunk novels, overwhelming gore, weird horror and decently cosmic-esque horror. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to the next one.

Also, don't bring kids to this, there was a nine year old in screen 10 watching this with me.

2nd also, I want to be Lauren's friend. Idk she just seems cool.

Logic? None. Plot? Threadbare. Acting? Bahahahahaha. But cheesy/comedic gold in the form on bad acting and one-liners? Yes queen. Linnea and Ginger give us the goods in their sassy characters. The words legendary, uninhibited and iconic come to mind. The costumes and the sets are so fun.

I can't preach about Linnea enough, personally. She delivers her lines with the tone inflections of a saltine cracker, but her personality is so darn good that it doesn't even matter. The charisma, uniqueness, nerve and *wink* talents make this movie worth it. It's not good but it's fun. And that's enough for me.

Good lord, I hate how much I love the first two Vice Academy movies.

It's weird writing this as a super fan of Kacey Musgraves. I adore her. Have seen her thrice, with my favorite show being Nashville. So to say I wasn't blown away by this truly speaks something.

I am a collector of art-house and horror, cult westerns, spaghetti and forgotten films. I see what Miss Kacey was going for here, but as a linear story and visual album, nothing made sense. Nothing. There was no story, no plot except bare threads in between songs linking THEM to one another, not all songs as a whole album. The visuals, the sets, the nods, the makeup, the costumes? 10/10. Kacey and her crew have never looked better. I enjoyed seeing Victoria Pedretti, SIMONE and Princess Nokia, it's just a shame that the segment they were in held now weight because it didn't link to anything. It was a music video, and the starring one of the visual album.

I wanted more, that's what it equals up to. I just wanted more. I wanted epic, I wanted beauty, and if a connection between all segments was going to be attempted, I wanted it to be coherent. This just felt like a very long music video, with recycled elements from the other videos throughout. I still love you Kacey, and adore this album, but the visual album was a miss for me.