Jo-Cino

Man, i really hate to leave a negative review for a cast of kids and an indie flick on a budget, so i'm sorry everybody, but this movie was like watching some random persons iphone's camera roll and just as uneventful as you could imagine that to be.

I have a hard time believing there was any kind of script or game plan to this "movie". No real thought provoking dialogue between cast members throughout their journey. No real meaningful conversations. Nothing interesting emotionally or visually ... just two hours of totally random 'happenings' and word vomit as these kids went from the east side of oregon to the west.

Along the way they encounter a bunch of other (trashy) people while someone sits back and records all these interactions. It's really that basic and about as boring as you would think.

There was absolutely no need to drag this out for two hours. An hour and fifteen minutes would've been more than enough for this movie/doc.

Also of note, it made oregon, one of the most beautiful places in America, seem super crappy and trashy, which it's just not.

Very disappointing to say the least.

If you have something else you were considering, i'm 99% sure that will be better than this.

The first thing you need to do is know that THIS IS NOT A REMAKE of the original Road House. I don't care that it shares the same title and that the main characters name is "dalton", this should have been its own movie and NEVER tried to link itself to the Road House of the 90's. You're just asking for trouble trying to tell people you're remaking a classic especially when it's NOT a remake!

Sadly, I seem to be in the minority on this but i enjoyed this movie very much. Jake was surprisingly believable, conor was a great villain and i looked forward to his every scene. The pace was nice and steady especially for a two hour movie, the story was flawed and a little soft but it made sense and didn't waste a lot of time. The movie knows and realizes you are there for jake and conor and let's everything else kind of get out of the way.

The fight scenes were definitely interesting and different. Looked like they had a goPro strapped to their faces or fists so it's another facet i enjoyed.

I don't think anybody who presses play on this movie is expecting the depth of something like forrest gump sooo ENJOY IT! It's a lot of fun.

Listen, i know he had a big part to play in the show Seinfeld, which isn't one of my favorites by far, but let's be clear - jerry seinfeld is just NOT a good comedian. He's actually really bad at being a stand up comic. Always was. The material in this one could be the worst of his career and that's honestly saying a lot.

The crowd seems to be laughing just because they are starstruck at seeing jerry seinfeld in such a small, cozy venue, and i know i can't prove it, but i just KNOW they all walked out of that place that night and turned to their significant other and was like, "yeah, i was pretty disappointed. I thought he'd be funnier"