christopher_m_k

I think they've stopped making good movies. So many letdowns lately. This one just milked a very simple premise, and it did it very clumsily, wasting a ton of star power in the process. I'd put this in the same conversation as Glass Onion. Just absolute junk.

They really could have made the movie more interesting and satisfying if they'd done more with the diners and their stories, not to mention the staff. And there were a few funny lines but lots and lots of room for more wit.

I guess it was a fine enough concept, but the execution was almost childish.

And yet again, the movie delivered a very bad ending in many respects. Skip it.

i have no idea how the masses have been able to muster the patience this movie requires. and i'm more than a little confused about the praise. there isn't enough story to fill a commercial. i'm not sure how to fill ten lines of text, even if i were to describe everything that happens in the movie. they passed up every opportunity to pepper in something interesting. sandy was fantastically boring. george--a total snooze. i had heard tales of something visually stunning happening, but i wasn't impressed by anything. it was very sparse. unenjoyable. trite and lazy, not subtle. i want my time back. i want my money back. i'm not on team jesse, but one more movie like this . . . .