murphmeister75

Eleven minutes of this was eleven minutes too much. I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time and find the script for this movie. I would lock it in a lead box and throw it in the sea. The really deep part of the sea. Apparently I have to write ten lines for this to count as a review. This already means that I have now wasted fourteen minutes of my life on this excrement. If anyone reading this enjoys quality cheap Canadian horror, look no further than the classic Ginger Snaps - a cracking werewolf movie from the nineties. Now that is how you make a cheap, sexy horror film. The Last Sect? More like The Last Sh*t. No wonder David Carradine decided to kill himself. I feel like heading for the cupboard myself, and I only had to watch part of this muck.

I can't think of another film which has been slated so badly by the critics for historical inaccuracy. Thinking about it, I'm not sure how entertaining this film would have been if it had been historically accurate.

90 minutes of short, hairy, swarthy guys, scrabbling around in the dirt and conversing in Proto-Indoeuropean. If you actually want to see what life was like in 10000 BC, watch some anthropology documentaries about primitive tribes around the world. They still live much as mankind did twelve thousand years ago.

I prefer to think of 10000 BC as one of a glorious old genre - the caveman movie. As such, it's more realistic than 1 Million Years BC, not as realistic as Quest For Fire, and at least it doesn't have Darryl Hannah in it.

It is a poor film, worthy only of a five, due to its rubbish script and questionable acting. But there's fun to be had, too.

I like stampeding woolly mammoths.

I caught the end of this on the Horror Zone, and it has to go down as one of the worst partial films I've ever seen.

Just because Arnold is Governor doesn't give the Austrians to produce garbage like this. As crimes go, it might lag behind genocide and keeping your daughter in a dungeon for years as you ritually abuse her, but it doesn't lag far.

The script is rubbish. The actors can't speak English. The plot is nonsense. It looks like it was filmed by a horse, and edited with a potato masher. You might laugh for a minute or two, but even a cocktail of powerful psychoactive drugs wouldn't allow you to make it to the end. Which is the worst part of the movie.

This movie made me want to kill myself. But not until I had killed the two inbred degenerates who thought it would be a good idea to subject the world to such complete and utter drivel.