phatmanbuff

Just saw the film, and I really liked it. I didn't like it because it was a horror movie, but because it was an action movie. Did anyone wonder how EVERY SINGLE shot ever fired in this film, hits a zombie square in the head? And what kind of security guards pack heat like that? I loved the Blair Witch Style for the credits, but we have been rooting for these characters the whole time, and we leave the theater with everyone dead...that kinda sucks...all that energy wasted! One change I would have liked to have made, was to extend the scene where the vans are caught in the sea of zombies. I was tense the whole time! It should have been longer rather than using the "Jaws" blow-up-the- propane-tank-and-kill-almost-everything-but-them technique. Also something that bothered me, maybe it can get answered...why did they paint teeth on the front of the truck. WHO CARES IF THE TRUCK LOOKS COOL, YOU ARE TRYING TO GET OUT ALIVE. I don't think the zombies will really care. Hell, I'm a zombie and I didn't care!

I saw a screening of "Ascension" and I could not believe that producers actually funded this. I could not beleive how awful it was. Everything that makes film great: acting, dialogue, camera movements, sets etc were so bland and boring that the only thing that kept me in my seat was the faint hope that 1 thing, JUST ONE thing would be good about it. And you know what, there was not one frame of film in "Ascension" that I found redeeming. Do anything you can not to see this film. The only positive comments that are posted are made by the unimaginative director and his entourage of idiots.

Everything about this movie is HORRIBLE. I saw the advanced screening of "Ascension" and I was amazed at what I saw. I could not understand how a film like this could get made. Everything about it was awful. The acting was monochromatic, the scenes were atrociously edited and designed, the DIALOGUE was a wonderful effort put in by a third-grade child, the camera movements and shots were uninteresting. The film was bland and repetitive and served no purpose. The only good comments posted about this movie were made by the unimaginitive, banal director. DO ANYTHING TO AVOID SEEING THIS MOVIE, INCLUDING THE GOUGING OF YOUR OWN EYES.