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If there'd ever be a genre named "Bad", this movie would definitely be on that list. Yes, I know there are good, bad-movies, but this movie isn't even that. Both the acting, directing, plot, script, FX, etc. is something you could expect from a bunch of teenagers doing their school assignment.
1,5 hour of my life I will never get back...
Some times a year you just end up with one of those C-class movies, and this time it was Beta Test. Though the plot was quit interesting (the obvious reason why I watched it; almost as from an Ernest Cline novel), the movie in total was awful. The acting was lousy (cheap pron stars?) and the director obviously had better things to do than being on the set; no drive, no mind twisting turns. Nothing but amateur fighting to keep the movie afloat.
Highlight? Only 83 minutes of your life gone.
3/10 for being a movie the Cohen brothers, J.J.Abrahms or the likes could turn into something quite cool.
Highlight? Only 83 minutes of your life gone.
3/10 for being a movie the Cohen brothers, J.J.Abrahms or the likes could turn into something quite cool.
Recipe for Jupiter Ascending. Ingredients: - A handful of characters and plots from the Percy Jackson-movies, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, Divergent, Signs, MiB and Guardians of the Galaxy. - Too many hours of CGI-work. - A bunch of actors (use mostly the bad ones)
In a bowl, mix together the plots and characters of you choosing. Throw it onto the bench and kneed it quickly. In the CGI-oven, bake for too many hours (don't worry: it will still be raw inside). When out of patience: put it on an uninspiring serving-plate and top it of with Gerard Butler.
PS! Do not serve in cinemas, and pay people well to digest it without falling asleep.
In a bowl, mix together the plots and characters of you choosing. Throw it onto the bench and kneed it quickly. In the CGI-oven, bake for too many hours (don't worry: it will still be raw inside). When out of patience: put it on an uninspiring serving-plate and top it of with Gerard Butler.
PS! Do not serve in cinemas, and pay people well to digest it without falling asleep.
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