darkmomo-81831

Semi live review:

And I mean in the craziest possible way, goofy. No way Evan would have gone to prison for killing Tommy when he was attacked first. It would literally be self-defense. WTF? They would take one look at his record and say hell nah. Also how is Tommy beating everyone's butt? He's like 5'2 on a good day. Lmfao. This movie wasn't supposed to be funny, but the amount of times I laughed made it feel like a comedy.

Also Evan's mother was a TERRIBLE mother. Also...this just isn't how prison's work??? Kay's mom was horrible too. LMFAO.

Hearing Ashton Kutcher use slurs was insane.

This entire plot was crazy and convoluted. I get it's some kind of cult classic, but like... not a good one. I have 36 minutes to go. Wish I could 2x the end of this at 19 to go.

I feel like this movie is trying to tell us to be grateful for our lives, because it can always get worst? But in the like WORST possible way. XD.

Jesus I hated Kayleigh. What a useless character. I never met someone who's useless whether their life was good or bad. Like I can't even feel sorry for her. Stop complaining. Get it together! And then he goes to a mental house for her death?? When he was a kid with a firework? CRAZY.

Final verdict? Stupid and GOOFY. A waste of two hours I'll never get back. The netflix movie I watched before this was better.

The amount of times I almost raged because of this movie is truly astronomical. No, seriously. It started off so good. But every little thing that went wrong made me want to yank my hair out and throw it at someone. I wasn't even sure I was going to like this until the very end where I fell in love with it. There's so much more I wish we could have seen, but honestly, it was good just the way it was. But I could have watched even more and been perfectly satisfied. That's how I know it's good, I wanted more.

Not much else to say about the movie unless I spoil it, and I do NOT want to spoil it. You should go into this one blind. Just expect your stomach to be tight the entire time. 8/10. Acting was very convincing.

This movie was perfection. It really had me falling into the same old tropes and types of thinking as every other horror movie just to be so different in the end. I loved the themes of female empowerment, healing through community, and the way that can be viewed as something sinister. The final cooking scene was so PRIMAL that I was living for it. Honestly, this was an amazing movie and made so much sense at the end. I wish there was more, or that the main guy who dragged her out there got his, but hey, we can't have everything, can we? Still wish he would have tripped into a fire though. What a loser. >.>

Ps- If you thought that pretentious mess The Menu, was better. Yikes! This movie is all about exploiting rich people to take their money knowing they have no idea what's happening behind the scenes. The Menu was a bunch of yt people acting out some kind of fantasy to take back the power man! They are not the same. -_-