jcslawyer

This is, by far, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Ever. I cannot think of one thing I liked about it other than the credits. When you take out all the walking and crunching, you're left with kills. Great. But what about the walking and crunching? This wasn't clever or groundbreaking, seeing everything from the killer's POV. It was horribly boring. I get cheesy kills, they can be enjoyable. But the whole throwback to overgory films thing is getting tired. There is virtually no script and it's hard to tell if the acting was intentionally bad or not. There wasn't a single character to like. I fast forwarded most of the movie once the incessant walking became even more incessant. Do not fall for hype, fake reviews, or pretentious film student types who try to find artistic merit in a piece of poo. This movie just sucks.

I'm on a FF streak right now, and I kept seeing this one come up. I've seen movies with stupid names and they were awesome. So I figured this would end up being a little gem. This movie truly sucked. The minute you see the image frozen on screen at the beginning, I was definitely not hopeful. I trudged through the first half hour and couldn't stay awake. Started where I left off the next day and fell asleep. This movie is massively boring and, as I suspected, really cheesy...but not fun cheesy.

I hated the characters, the acting was really bad, and the story wasn't interesting. I was waiting for something mildly interesting to come in and save the day. That did happen...when the credits began. This gives FF a bad rep. Seriously, though, avoid this one. The title is not ironically silly. It's a crappy film with zero redeeming qualities.

And after reason #13, I didn't think the show should've gone on. So I didn't watch beyond season 1. That's it. 13 reasons why. My rating is based on the first (only) season. The characters are rich, the stories heartbreaking, the acting top-notch. You get immersed in the stories and really get to know the complex characters. Definitely worth a watch, but going past season 1 doesn't make sense. I have read a synopsis of other seasons and they truly sound like they chip away at the first season. I have more characters to write, so i need to ramble a bit more. Getting there. So close. So so so so close.