Mr Pan Cakes
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No fooling around here, no lying or facetious commentary --
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
Well, one of them, at least, right up there with Conan and Hellraiser 2 and Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (yeah, that's right) -- movies that kick a## and don't bother to worry about whiny questions like 'why did that happen?', or 'that's just a two hour excuse for a toy commercial' . . . Well, it IS actually that last one, but what a Commercial! I saw this when I was seven and I don't remember blinking through the entire thing. I do
remember crying a lot, though. And when I discussed it with my second grade friends later, the only word we could come up with to describe it was 'massive'. Yes. Massive indeed. That word was never again used by my 'posse' after that, a sign of dignified respect. Ask any male age 18-27 maybe (women to a lesser extent, but sure, lots too) about the movie and they'll probably sum it up with one word -- "Sweet."
Now, I tend to get very angry when I see these 'new' transformers the kids have nowadays . . . so lame. And why did they have to cross-breed such greatness with the crapulence known as Pokemon? Now, really, would you ever hear a Pokemon ever say any of the following lines to one another?
"I've got better things to do today than die!" "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" -- "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron!" "Spare me this mockery of justice!" "Let the slaughter commence!" "Die, Autobots!" "I'll tear out your optics!"
All right, so Megatron has the lion's share of good lines in the film, but . . . all of them are good! Like when Prime says, "Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost." And then proceeds to dispose of several decepticons straight vehicular-manslaughter style (to the wonderful accompaniment of 'The Touch'!), and then leaps into the air and dispenses mighty . . . well, I tend to get too excited about this film. As you can see.
And there are so many great scenes, played out perfectly as kids wanted to see them (and the scenes don't age), such as when Starscream says "How does it feel, mighty Megatron?" and then proceeds to kick his dying body and leave him to rot! That's so excellent! And it has Citizen Kane himself, yo, as Unicron! How much better can you get?
And the music? It's absolutely perfect. I own the soundtrack. Yes, that's right. I own it. And love it -- except for one song, which most people probably skip too . . . too emotional. This music out-metals Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2000 combined and heaped together with, well, almost any other movie soundtrack.
Yeah, sure, maybe the animation isn't all that good, for the eighties or beyond, but who cares? And sure there are plot holes aplenty, but, wha? Who cares?! If you focus on these it's either in retrospect, and easily dismissed, or beacuse by hating the movie because of them you believe you can prove how cool you are. And the violence -- well, life is violent, yo. And who doesn't love, somewhere in their soul, seeing Starscream take Megatron straight gangsta style and cap all those autobots? Sure, maybe that whole 'execution' scene was a little much, but it sure left me knowing what to expect from the rest of the film. And the Sharkticon scenes (Guilty - or - innocent? Innocent!)? And the entry of the Dinobots - who knew that the simple utterance of 'Excuse me' could be so thrilling?
Know this -- though it might be a toy commercial, and an excuse to introduce a whole new line of toys, it never once treats kids as too dumb (look at recent movies, yo! How do they treat their 'adult' audiences? Like the Core? Come on now.) and if it has a fault in that, it sometimes treats them as too adult. And remember . . . Prime does come back in the series and does something almost unspeakably cool to a certain lamewad 'new' transformer . . . but nuff said.
Pan Cakes give it his full 40-shots of Jagermeister seal of approval!
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
Well, one of them, at least, right up there with Conan and Hellraiser 2 and Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (yeah, that's right) -- movies that kick a## and don't bother to worry about whiny questions like 'why did that happen?', or 'that's just a two hour excuse for a toy commercial' . . . Well, it IS actually that last one, but what a Commercial! I saw this when I was seven and I don't remember blinking through the entire thing. I do
remember crying a lot, though. And when I discussed it with my second grade friends later, the only word we could come up with to describe it was 'massive'. Yes. Massive indeed. That word was never again used by my 'posse' after that, a sign of dignified respect. Ask any male age 18-27 maybe (women to a lesser extent, but sure, lots too) about the movie and they'll probably sum it up with one word -- "Sweet."
Now, I tend to get very angry when I see these 'new' transformers the kids have nowadays . . . so lame. And why did they have to cross-breed such greatness with the crapulence known as Pokemon? Now, really, would you ever hear a Pokemon ever say any of the following lines to one another?
"I've got better things to do today than die!" "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" -- "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron!" "Spare me this mockery of justice!" "Let the slaughter commence!" "Die, Autobots!" "I'll tear out your optics!"
All right, so Megatron has the lion's share of good lines in the film, but . . . all of them are good! Like when Prime says, "Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost." And then proceeds to dispose of several decepticons straight vehicular-manslaughter style (to the wonderful accompaniment of 'The Touch'!), and then leaps into the air and dispenses mighty . . . well, I tend to get too excited about this film. As you can see.
And there are so many great scenes, played out perfectly as kids wanted to see them (and the scenes don't age), such as when Starscream says "How does it feel, mighty Megatron?" and then proceeds to kick his dying body and leave him to rot! That's so excellent! And it has Citizen Kane himself, yo, as Unicron! How much better can you get?
And the music? It's absolutely perfect. I own the soundtrack. Yes, that's right. I own it. And love it -- except for one song, which most people probably skip too . . . too emotional. This music out-metals Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2000 combined and heaped together with, well, almost any other movie soundtrack.
Yeah, sure, maybe the animation isn't all that good, for the eighties or beyond, but who cares? And sure there are plot holes aplenty, but, wha? Who cares?! If you focus on these it's either in retrospect, and easily dismissed, or beacuse by hating the movie because of them you believe you can prove how cool you are. And the violence -- well, life is violent, yo. And who doesn't love, somewhere in their soul, seeing Starscream take Megatron straight gangsta style and cap all those autobots? Sure, maybe that whole 'execution' scene was a little much, but it sure left me knowing what to expect from the rest of the film. And the Sharkticon scenes (Guilty - or - innocent? Innocent!)? And the entry of the Dinobots - who knew that the simple utterance of 'Excuse me' could be so thrilling?
Know this -- though it might be a toy commercial, and an excuse to introduce a whole new line of toys, it never once treats kids as too dumb (look at recent movies, yo! How do they treat their 'adult' audiences? Like the Core? Come on now.) and if it has a fault in that, it sometimes treats them as too adult. And remember . . . Prime does come back in the series and does something almost unspeakably cool to a certain lamewad 'new' transformer . . . but nuff said.
Pan Cakes give it his full 40-shots of Jagermeister seal of approval!
